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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She's fat, my hand would get stuck. I aint going in there without protection(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:08,
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I think I'll just stay clear of her, she's a bit gross really.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:16,
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It's probably best you set fire to her bed.Then claim that fattist foxes are to blame. Foxes are to blame for everything.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:17,
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But then I'll have to go in her room. It smells funny.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:19,
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Call the terror hotline and tell them you smell fertiliser from her room..and instead of 'Good morning' she says 'Death to the West!' or 'Allah Akbar!'
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:21,
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Ooh, I wonder if they have fit bomb disposal experts...ponders...I'd probably have to do some hoovering and the washing up though.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:24,
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