Oh boy.
Last time you called someone a dumbass?
About five minutes ago for me. omglongstory in replies
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:35, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This guy wants me to come to his house tonight.
Him: I'm having crazy thoughts. I don't want to be alone.
Me: I'm alone all the time, I suggest reading a book.
Him: I don't read books, I don't like books, I won't read a book
Me: Why?
Him: I prefer video games
Me: They rot your brain
Him: My brains fine
Me: You just said you're having crazy thoughts
Him: Yeah, why
Me: Then your brain is not fine, go get a book
Him: I don't like any
Me: There are millions of books. It is impossible for you to not like any at all.
Him: Nope, not one
Me: You are a dumbass.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)

you were perfectly justified
well done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:41, Reply)

to which he says "now your [sic] calling me names, nice"
me: you're being ignorant
him: whatever
me: precisely my point, have a pleasant day

I hate people like that *rages*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:44, Reply)

I don't understand people who don't like reading at all.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I used to be one.
But it's not necessarily the point, for me, that he doesn't like to read books
it's more about him being completely unwilling to even think about it, like I told him he should go kill someone if he's bored
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

thats not a good Idea if he is that thick

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)

He sounds like a dumbass

( broadsword, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:08, Reply)

A couple of days ago, one of my friends was having a total rant about how the BP oil disaster is all Obama's fault.
Like how Obama had actually torpedoed the oil rig so that he could create a Katrina style state of emergency and then get credit.

Several people looked at the guy and called him a complete fucking dumbass.

Mind you, this is the same guy who doesn't believe we need the moon.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)

there have been people outside BP here with signs saying "Honk if you don't want to pay for BPs mistake"
etc etc
I also have a friend on fb that is saying it's all obamas fault
I want to knock her horse teeth right out of her stupid face
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I'm not justifying BP's lack of responsibility and the way they denied it at first,
but it was an accident, and these things do happen. And they're having to find a way to do something that's never been done so deep in the ocean before.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Honk! its easier than not using your car

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

About 20 minutes ago, I got home and saw the landlord had laid out some laminate flooring over part of the floor upstairs
Flatmate comes out raging that the landlord has left wood on the floor for her to trip over. I point out that it's been cut to size and fitted over the carpet so tomorrow at some point we'll have laminate flooring everywhere.

But I'll slip and fall over the cracks is her response. I show her the empty room that the landlord has finished and point out the beautiful finished flooring in there. Oh, but I might slip as it's slippery and I'll overbalance is her riposte. Perhaps you should lose some weight and not walk around in your fucking socks then dumbass.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I hope you finished by punching her vagina in the face.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:02, Reply)

She's fat, my hand would get stuck. I aint going in there without protection

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Get some of those hulk gloves...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:14, Reply)

I think I'll just stay clear of her, she's a bit gross really.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)

It's probably best you set fire to her bed.
Then claim that fattist foxes are to blame. Foxes are to blame for everything.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:17, Reply)

But then I'll have to go in her room. It smells funny.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Call the terror hotline and tell them you smell fertiliser from her room..
and instead of 'Good morning' she says 'Death to the West!' or 'Allah Akbar!'
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Ooh, I wonder if they have fit bomb disposal experts...
ponders...I'd probably have to do some hoovering and the washing up though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

he's fitting laminate over the carpet?
what an abject lazy cunt
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I last called someone a dumbass 1 minute ago

( broadsword, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Road users of London Village.
I thought cycling would be less stressful. It actually makes me angrier, but maybe that's just Stratford.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:14, Reply)

No one can drive in Stratford, they just put their foot down and go
I feel sorry for cyclists in Camden, the buses go really fast along the high road as they know there's no stops for about a mile and the cyclists get caught up very quickly.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:15, Reply)

The bus drivers are the worst kind of cuntsocks.
The amount of times they drift in to the cycle lane... Argh!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)

They're fucking dangerous, considering how big and heavy they are and how tiny cyclists are in comparison.
Bus vs cyclist...it's never going to end well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Oh, and a facebook friend who insists that this OMG Foxes are EVIL
is a reason to bring back hunting, the fuckwit.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Haha, I had that pop up on my FB as well. From a nurse no less. For shame.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)

We'll soon see Otis Fucking Ferry prancing over the garden walls of Hackney
rooting out evil foxes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:21, Reply)

This is the thing.
These fucking jumped up city twats who go hunting insist it controls the breed. My granddad's a farmer. If a fox kills his chickens he shoots it. I was there one day when the hunt came down the lane, my grandad met them. With a shotgun. And the words "Get off my land!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Haha, I love your grandad

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Good on your granpaw!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

The fuck were you today, by the way?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Recovering from a wedding
and getting fat with djtp. He's gorn ome now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Getting fat eh?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Totally
;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

RUDES!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I meant we ate lots.
You bad vile'uns!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:39, Reply)

You fucking LOVE IT

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:41, Reply)

That's what he said!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Ate lots, eh?
*keeps schtum*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I read your schtum as scrotum
I think I assisted on too many castrates today.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Obsessed with balls, you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Bigguns, littluns, they're all coming off eventually.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

But you got his wallet, right?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Like totally.
Duh!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Phew!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)

And his car

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Cool, you can sell it to a deserving hairdresser...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)

The car too?
Nice work lady. Firm handshakes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Who's Otis Ferry?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

A tit
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5412582/Otis-Ferry-They-put-me-in-jail-for-my-beliefs.html
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

yup a total tit
but one that was treated unfairly. Being denied bail seems out of order given the charges
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Where that bloke is concerned I whole heartedly endorse withdrawal of bail.
It'll hopefully stop the cunt reproducing.

/lol removal of civil liberties
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)

He looks like a posh pretty boy
On second glance is a twat of the highest order.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Son of Bryan.
Perennial tosser, and violent hunt supporter.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I read this thread on my phone
(back at home now) and thought it said 'long tory in reply'

Guess that makes me the dumb one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)