Kit-kat chunkies
I swear I'm managing to fund the vending machine in college entirely on my own this term...

Also, have bought a load of ready meals since it seems less like giving up on my "cooking for myself this year" goal than going to hall (and worked out slightly cheaper since sainsburys had a load of offers on).

I should have been revising today, somehow got distracted and anded up working on a load of other, totally unnecessary stuff. As a result, I have 2 past papers to do tomorrow morning, but on the plus side, the D&D campaign I'm running over the summer is considerably more fleshed out.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh kitkat chunkies
not had one in ages

The fun was in biting off the chocolate.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:39, Reply)

My one today turned out to be solid chocolate
It was epic.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Isn't that just a non-segmented yorkie?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Yes
But somehow infinitely better due to the surprise
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

hear hear
My cousin got one ages ago. It made me jealous as hell
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I did like bill bailey said
and made a 4 finger kitkat from kitkat chunkies
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

In a couple of weeks
(depending on how much time I end up having before the game), my players may end up defending a town with a fence made from chocolate fingers and whatever other structurally sound biscuits I can find at the corner shop.

(as you may be able to tell, the games arent always entirely serious, the end fight of the last one was a blue dragon sculpted from blu-tac)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:46, Reply)

No game should be serious

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:57, Reply)

True
Though I have had to prevent the players buying farm animals for combat use due to excessive silliness (and them being bloody hard to DM)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:58, Reply)

all tabletop games
require more tigers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:14, Reply)

There will be some
When they go up a couple levels.
They'd be ripped to shreds at the moment.

They'll probably end up against feral cats that can go invisible in heat haze (in a desert, so pretty much everywhere) sometime soon, or at the very least one of the minor humanoid bad guys will have one as a pet
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:27, Reply)

perhaps they could meet friendly tigers in the mean time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, Reply)

maybe
There might be a Rakshasa (humanoid tigers, rather powerful) as an NPC in town (probably noble, in fact, may be the one with the haze cat)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, DON'T WORK THERE ANY MORE

a woman came into the store and asked for a kitkat.

A KITKAT, YOU SAY? FROM THE STORE?!

A kitkat she wanted, FOUR FINGERS SHE GOT!

WHAAAAAAAAAY!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, DON'T WORK THERE ANY MORE

a woman came into the store and asked for a pirate flag.

A PIRATE FLAG, YOU SAY? FROM THE STORE?!

A pirate flag she wanted, A JOLLY ROGERING SHE GOT!

WHAAAAAAAAAY!
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, DON'T WORK THERE ANY MORE

a woman came into the store and asked for a window

A WINDOW, YOU SAY? FROM THE STORE?!

A window she wanted, 12 INCHES OF PANE SHE GOT!

WHAAAAAAAAAY!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, DON'T WORK THERE ANY MORE

a woman came into the store and asked for the wrong punchline

THE WRONG PUNCHLINE, YOU SAY? FROM THE STORE?!

To get to the other side!

EH?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:57, Reply)

do you know the song?
My friend Tim was meant to teach me the Tampax one but he forgot :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:10, Reply)

where do the above jokes come from?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Song my friends and I sing when drinking
There's a video on my phoe...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Drinking song
[crowd] I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, DON'T WORK THERE ANY MORE

[one person] a lady walked into the store one day, asking for a {innocuous (if occasionally surreal) item}

[crowd] A {item}, YOU SAY? FROM THE STORE?!

[person] A {item} she wanted, {innuendo from previous item} SHE GOT!

[all] WHAAAAAAAAAY!

repeat
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:21, Reply)

any links?
It sounds quite fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Uploading from phone to computer as we speak
will put to youtube/facebook

as well as a friend dancing with a mop to Pitbull
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Cool
will check it out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:27, Reply)

whatever you do, don't watch the one entitled "Glee This Ain't"
It's painfuly appalling.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, Reply)

your new one hasn't uploaded yet

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:42, Reply)

It's very slow :(
Watching videos from our "quiet catch up drinks". We're utterly cunted singing gay pop at 12 in the evening :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Oh God
I've just discovered that the teenage crush from above is playing one UK gig- his only one ever, THIS July.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Gogogogogogogog

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:51, Reply)

tickets go on sale
tomorrow at 9am. What perfect timing to find out. It means I'll have to fly back early from Rome though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Do you want to that much?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:02, Reply)

it would be the fulfilment
of a childhood dream really. When I was thirteen there is literally nothing I would have wanted more than the chance to seduce Gackt. (Not that he'd be interested in me either then or now.) So it would be nice to do that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Live the dream!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:09, Reply)

haha
saddest dream ever. His music is nothing to write home about (21 year old me can see that) but it would still be fun.

I know no-one else who would even think about it though :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Go on your own
Clasping a pillow with his face on.

I want to go shopping tomorrow. Dunno who'd come with me though :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:16, Reply)

haha like one of those creepy anime fans
with the massive pillows that they marry.

I'm sure I'll find someone, but it has to be before the morning or the tickets will be gone.

Shop on your own? Or facebook advertise your trip and see who wants in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Might just text a couple of people
I know where I want to go...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:25, Reply)

go for it
Camden?

Some of my friends are really pissing me off at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Nooo, Brick Lane
Oh no, why?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Reply at bottom of page

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:45, Reply)

like a fizzy lemon drink
7 up she got!

a male chicken and a donkey
a cock an' an ass she got!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:29, Reply)

A ruler
twelve inches she got

cycloptic pantaloon reptile
My one eyed trouser snake she got

a camel
a humping she got
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, Reply)

video is on my computer, now to facebook!
fucking hell, uploading is slow...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I know it
Sung it many times, can never remember more than a couple though
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:19, Reply)