I knocked myself out in the shower.
I was naked rubbing soapy foam all over my body when the dishwasher went on by timer downstairs.
The water went cold I jumped, and banged my head against the wall and woke up 25 minutes later sat at the bottom of the shower cubicle with cold water dripping on my head.
The other time I got mugged.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I dislike you.
Moar mugging, less nudity.

That sounds a little callous, I hope you were ok after the mugging.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Furiously angry but yeah I was fine
and you don't dislike me, stop lying on the internet to get attention.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

But internet attention is my food
do you want me to starve?!

To be honest I requested less nudity because I have an annoying vivid imagination and stories play out like a film in my head. So yes, Chompy, I am picturing you naked right now. Tell the world.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

It's probably better than you imagine.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

My imagination has given you a six pack for some reason
so I doubt it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

in the right light and if I tense then you can almost see the outline.
I'm working on it though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

me too.
I have to be really stretching and turned slightly to the side and it has to be dim. It's under there somewhere though, it's just shy.

I once read in FHM or similar about a reflective board thing that you stand up next to you when you're sunbathing and it reflects a six pack into your tan. It was amusing. You're supposed to move it around with the sun, but the guy who tested it fell asleep and so he got a faint six pack on his side.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)