I know better than to do that, Wiggy's non-confrontational
I was once at a party where a guy who was off his face kept trying to kiss me whilst Wiggy was standing about a foot away from me. I kept pushing him away but he kept forgetting and coming back. Eventually Wiggy said "er dude, that's my girlfriend..." in a rather apologetic manner.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm kinda the same, I'm a pacifist
And if the guy's a drunken oaf I'll tell him to leave it out. If he gets arsey with me, I don't doubt that the lady will hoof him in the balls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I can talk myself out of damn near anything, unless there's some idiot mouthing off over my shoulder.
Then, scrawny little runt that I am, I get my head kicked in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Wiggy's quite tall so he looks like he might be a bit imposing
but he's a little mouse really. I told him off a while ago for never defending my honour and then the next time we were out and some guy was harassing me, he kept trying to hold my hand at the bar, Wiggy came over and told him off. Unfortunately the club was really loud and I was getting served (by the barman, not like 'you just got served biatch') so I missed it all. He says he was very brave though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

That sounds so cute.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

that's what I said
he said it was testosterone filled and manly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I don't get any aggro here in sleepy Stratford
So they haven't found out that, whilst not hard, I am very creative when I have to fight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

it's all about the mindgames
if you seem crazy you'll be way scarier.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

The mo' and piercings get that across
And if your first move is to go for the balls, stamp on their feet, or rip off a car's wing mirror and eat it, then that tends to put people off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

In stereotypical geek fashion,
if someone knocks my glasses off the adrenaline kicks in big-style.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Wookiee RAAAAGE!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It would be useful if I wasn't historically very good at removing them before a fight breaks out,
thus robbing me of the "fight" half of my fight-or-flight reflex.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)