who is this he to whom you are referring?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You, I gave you an arbitrary height to fit my post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

if you quickly edit it to 6'2" then it will work fine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He's 6'2"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

AND THAT'S JUST MY PENIS!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Is the rest of you less than 1" high, balanced on the end of an enormous phallus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

no, about 7 inches

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Hang about
You're on the internet - where EVEERYONE lies about their physical attributes - and you're claiming your penis is 7"? Think big, for gods sake man!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I just claimed my penis was 6'2
I think suggesting I'm 7" tall is fair enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I bet that's what your missus says
when asked who the lumbering bearded stoner following her around is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

better than being asked who the mincing bumder is like your mrs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Actually she usually gets asked "surely you can do better than him?"
I will typically respond with a grin which I like to think says "you have never seen a woman this beautiful naked"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

excellent smuggery
nice work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

i like bearded stoners and I like mincing bumders, but...which is better
There's only one way to find out!

FIGHT!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)