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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Or it'll fall off.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
left was male and dominant.
It actually fells like it's itching for soemthing to do.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Does it come home drunk, expecting dinner on the table, swearing loudly at your right hand if it isn't ready?
Does it get a little angrier every day, noticing how the right hand seems nothing like how it remembered, and now it thinks about it, when was the last time they made love?
Do something, before the left hand forces itself on the right.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Nowadays I targeted the left
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
get possessed by the devil and kill your friends, but it'll be ok because they'll come back as zombies, but then you'll cut it off and it'll go on a rampage at the Halloween Ball and murder that guy out of the Offspring, but it'll all work out in the end because you'll get to fuck Jessica Alba.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
...OUT OF HAND.
*puts on sunglasses*
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
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