"right hand on the shaft"
"I'm a right handed wanker though."

There's no need to repeat yourself.

A good point about eating. I always have the knife in the left and switch them over pretty mucch as I soon as I sit down in restaraunts, though I have had waiters switch them back again thinking that they had been wrongly laid out.
(Cave Duck, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nup, left hand fork, right hand knife
right hand glass.

Weirdo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

But he's a leftie, so swapping over is OK

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Are you calling him bisexual?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I was waiting on a 'shaft' comment!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)