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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But...she's almost impossible to resist...
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I hadn't seen that picture of me before, that's creepy(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47,
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But it's so beautiful, like Susan Boyle licking my ears(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:54,
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I just found sandwich in the fridge that i made earlier in the week and must have forgotten aboutI've eaten it, but the ham felt a little funky
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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Haha my aunty ate the wrong sandwich once and it all went fucking mentalIt went thus:
Aunty: "Mum, what was on my sammidge today?"
Nana: "Cheese salad."
A: "Not ham?"
N: "No."
A: "Oh GOD! I ate the ham sandwich that's been in my drawer all weekend in this heat!! Will it poison me?"
N: "I don't know, Girl."
A: "Right, that's it..."
Aunty then went into the little downstairs toilet and performed what sounded like an exorcism, as she heaved and strained to bring up the offending sandwich. Punctuated by cries of "I caaaaaan't!!"
Some nuns visiting the special needs fella over the road were looking at the house with concerned expressions and Nana was saying "Darling, pack that in right now. This isn't right!!"
She then emerged with bulging eyes and tears all down her face, lamenting "Only a bit came up, and I think that was my apple. I hope I don't die."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09,
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At least she'lll never suffer from Bulimia(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:44,
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Ha ha hga ah ah ha aha ahha ahahha ahhahahahhahaha`POTD
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:06,
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