A farmer client of mine had squatters in a small cottage on his land
he drove a slurry tank up to the cottage, pushed the hose through the window and gave them a few hundred gallons of liquid shit to squat in.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The problem with this
is that he'd have to clean it out afterwards, and the squatters would be liable to do even more damage to the place by way of retribution.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

The cottage was derelict anyway
nowadays travelling pikeys are more of a problem for the farmers I know.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Travelling pikeys
would be a better target for the slurry treatment.

Mind you, they might think the smell had improved...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Ha!
but seriously, they can really fuck things up for farmers. They steal, they ruin land, dump stuff and generally cause havoc. Also there's usually dozens of the bastards, so the farmer is outnumbered.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I know
I've seen what they can do, not just to farmers' land, but also to football pitches etc.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)