Bit of self loathing there Porky?
Hows you?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Much better now I've regained a bit of freedom (wife's back to work).
I've done next to nowt for three days now like a good retiree should.
Then again her dinner's still been ready for her return from the white hot crucible that is further education.
It would be more than my life's worth not to have something ready for She Who Is Ravenous.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Ravenous for you, not just the grub.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Wash your mouth out.
I'm over 50 now. I'm excused that sort of thing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:15, Reply)

I'm 51 and not.
Pleased to say. My old lady can't get enough.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:17, Reply)

*Shudders* 8.9.
You should be ashamed. My mates told me that that sort of thing would stop when I got married.
Lying bastards, she still pesters me. Bad backs are an excellent excuse though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:19, Reply)

No they aren't
I couldn't walk for a year a while ago, but it didn't stop us.

Just made me more careful
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I see.
Makes notes: Do not bend over near Bart. Obviously ruts like a rattlesnake.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:24, Reply)

You've done it again.
Tea fountain over the keyboard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)