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While we're on DEBATE mode and all that.
Are there any groups of people that you absolutly hate, such as hippys or squatters or MPs or Estate Agents or [race/creed/sex/whatever] or [taliban/BNP/whatever]..... (etc).... and why do you hate them?
Groups of people that are around, in the world, today, and are legal in that groups's country of residance.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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latest was 16 years ago)
www.b3ta.com/questions/professions/
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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I don't hate any groups.
Except jews.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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-prepares special throwing star in the shape of the Shield of David-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:46,
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You mean like a star of David?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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Shield of David
is the literal translation
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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So why's it a star?
Edit: s'alright, I wiki'd it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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it's a hexagram.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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I was imagining a shield in the sense of a buckler/targe
Not magical protection.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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Star and shield of David are the same thing, but you know now you wiki'd it
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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It's ok, I'll wear my nose guard.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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You could always pay me to stay away
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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ok lend me some money first.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:53,
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Oy vey!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:54,
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To be fair, although it's not our proudest achievement by far, we do control the paperclip industry, and as thus I can see why you would hate us.
I mean, most people hate their superiors.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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Damn you superiors!
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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Most people I don't know
And a few people I do
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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the general public.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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Geese
honking motherfuckers.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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That's something you have in common with Kitty
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:53,
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I like geese,
sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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PE teachers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:53,
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As long as everyone understands
They aren't as fantastic as me, then I've got no hatred*.
*With the exception of any supporters, employees, players or guests of Bristol Rovers Football Club.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:55,
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Cunts, cunting about like cunts.
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Cave Duck, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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football fans.
I hate that their hobby affects my life. I live near Old Trafford, so I have to schedule when I go food shopping around whether or not there's a match on. And when I used to get the tram home, on a match day you can just forget it. The tram is filled to capacity with yobbish chanting football fans, all flouting the street drinking rules, leaving no room for commuters who just want to go home after working all day. I know it should be up to the transport department to sort this particular problem, but it just grates that when you do actually get a space on the tram, they make the journey a living hell by chanting and stamping their feet, stinking of beer and sweat.
I hate that football takes over everyone's lives so much. If a match is on, it can't just be on, it has to have people talking about what might happen for an hour beforehand. And then they play the inevitably tedious match, someone wins, someone loses. Then they talk about what happened and what could have happened for another hour and a half. Football matches themselves are rarely that exciting in themselves and really it's utterly pointless. Ok, so some people see it as an enjoyable pasttime, but the levels of pure obsession that most fans reach is just ridiculous.
Now that the world cup is on again, it's being rammed down our throatst once more. Every billboard, magazine and television advert is sponsoring, advertising or supporting the World Cup. You cannot avoid it.
Football fans en masse are usually the most thuggish louts you can encounter. They drink, spit and piss on the streets, they start fights with opposing supporters and they just generally cause a noise nuisance wherever they go. Look what happened to Manchester when the fucking Glaswegian fans came to watch a match. Football fans are re everything I hate about England and far from the World Cup bringing nations together, all it does is highlight how embarrassed our nation should be when it comes to the fans that supposedly represent it.
EDIT: man that was ranty, sorry.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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My bezzie's going to be living in Bermonsey next year.
Yeah. Millwall.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:58,
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at least there won't be any traffic.
(I tried to make a football joke, did it work?)
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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I don't understand
She's going to get KILLED.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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oh, ok I didn't get what you were saying
Is Millwall rough then?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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Eheheheheh...
Millwall fans are terrifying.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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Especially if you're a yiddy spurs fan.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:00,
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Millwall fans are known as the 'hardest', I think.
At least, according to films and stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:21,
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I used to work in Charlton and their football fights with Millwall were legendary. I used to swap shifts with other nurses when their games were on as getting back home was a nightmare.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:27,
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Not getting yourself tooled up and joining in then?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:30,
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My friend went to see Millwall play at the Millwall ground a couple of years ago
As a supporter of the away side, he found himself in a crowd surrounded by police at all times up until they were safely ensconced in the away side seating. Fences separated them from the home side. After the match had finished, the Milwall fans were literally locked into the stadium while the police led all the away fans down a high-fenced walkway that led them straight to a tube station, and made sure all the away fans were on a train before they let any of the Millwall fans out.
Kind of justifies your rant, really.
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LongJohnBaldry, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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So one all in the first match eh?
I wonder how that group will look next week.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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I don't get this
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:00,
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The world cup has started
the first match just finished, South africa 1: Mexico 1
So the group is still wide open.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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oh.
ok.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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I had an American ask me at the final whistle
'How much over time will they play now?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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The reason the trams are full
Is because they are all desperate to get back to Manchester Piccadilly so they can return to their homes in Surrey.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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I think this is a joke about Man U fans not being from Manchester
did I get it?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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Yay!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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*beams*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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My ex used to live in Old Trafford and she feared match days.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:00,
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It's just annoying.
I'll be like "ooh I need milk, I'll just nip to Sainsburys", which is just over a mile away. This will take me 40 minutes. It's actually quicker to walk.
Plus I hate people who spit on the street, it's disgusting. The road outside my flat is en route to the grounds so it's just covered in spit by the time they've all been and gone, it's foul.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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I love football and agree with pretty much every word.
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Cave Duck, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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that's the thing, I'm really not opposed to people enjoying football
I quite like rugby. And formula 1, which loads of people find mind numbingly dull. But the difference is that they don't take over the country quite like football, which has such a low class of fans and they've forced it onto the country as the nation's sport just by being loud enough about it.
It's no gentleman's sport, like croquet. Or yachting. Yars.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:04,
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I once heard a quote:
Football is a game for gentlemen, played and watched by ruffians.
Rugby is a game for ruffians, played and watched by gentlemen.
I've yet to see it disproved.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:08,
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Yes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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That's the sort of thing I wanted to see.
Yeah', totally agree, a lot of north london is a nightmare with two major teams playing, I think they organize it so both teams aren't playing at home on the same day or something, unless they're playing each other, I donno.
I can sit back and if a mate is 'round mine watching the footie, I'll watch it with him, occasnaionally glancing at the screen. But my ex flatmate was mad on football, watched at least 10 games a week, totally took over the living room, and god help you if your telivision show clashes. He was a cunt, but when football came on, he was so much worst.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:25,
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i object
to the grouping of all football fans in Glasgow under that "fucking glaswegians" banner. you'll find it was those scummy Rangers fans who are to blame*. (I realise that there is a know element to every support, but those guys blow)
*may be biased against scummy Rangers fans
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bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:25,
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Fully agree
from a fellow Tim
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:52,
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Girls
They smell of wee wee
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:06,
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how dare you!
Its Givenchy Oui Oui pour femmes
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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Only the good ones.
The rest smell of tuna and cats.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:13,
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american football fans
I live with them. I am friends with them. But I can't stand fucking football. It's stupid.
In other news, I never watch your football but I think I shall do tomorrow with England v USA. I expect lots of
sleeping through the boring shit drinking and shouting at the tv
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:04,
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That's th only way to survive football. Of any kind.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:06,
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Workshy lolfatty fops.
On the internet.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:05,
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Bit of self loathing there Porky?
Hows you?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:07,
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Much better now I've regained a bit of freedom (wife's back to work).
I've done next to nowt for three days now like a good retiree should.
Then again her dinner's still been ready for her return from the white hot crucible that is further education.
It would be more than my life's worth not to have something ready for She Who Is Ravenous.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:10,
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Ravenous for you, not just the grub.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:12,
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Wash your mouth out.
I'm over 50 now. I'm excused that sort of thing.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:15,
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I'm 51 and not.
Pleased to say. My old lady can't get enough.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:17,
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*Shudders* 8.9.
You should be ashamed. My mates told me that that sort of thing would stop when I got married.
Lying bastards, she still pesters me. Bad backs are an excellent excuse though.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:19,
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No they aren't
I couldn't walk for a year a while ago, but it didn't stop us.
Just made me more careful
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:22,
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I see.
Makes notes: Do not bend over near Bart. Obviously ruts like a rattlesnake.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:24,
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You've done it again.
Tea fountain over the keyboard.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:26,
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I cannot abide Estate Agents
One actually said "I'm sorry, but you've got to pay an extra £4000 to buy the flat."
I asked what he was cunting sorry about, he was going to make more money.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:06,
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Chiselling bastards.
I bet he told the cunts to put the price up.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:11,
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It was in the grand old time of '88
Going up was mandatory. I still hate the bastards. I had to sell my car to get the cash.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:14,
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Yeah!............................men.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:13,
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But we love you.
Don't be so ungracious.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:15,
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: p
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:16,
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Don't worry she hasn't met me yet.
Just wait.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:16,
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If she met us together,
It would be like Tweedledum and Tweedledee
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:18,
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Are you short fat and bald as well?
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:19,
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Tall, but the other two are correct.
:(
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:20,
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I could be a rose between two thorns. *laughs*
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:22,
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Little weed more like
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:22,
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Oi!
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:24,
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You'd love it when I went flobble lobble.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:25,
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Blobfoloff.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:25,
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HoHo.
Sloggalosh. Weeeeeeeed.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:25,
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You do realise that everyone but me will think your both raving bonkers.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:26,
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Its like gazzing in public
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:27,
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Yeah.
Humans.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Jun 2010, 5:49,
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