Specifics please
Beards by definition can only ever be quite impressive unless you add some crazy shit, like one of those amazing curly moustaches or some pyrotechnics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it's about 5 inches long and pointed
I'm trying to find some beads to go in it or something.

burning fuses perhaps
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Fnar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I would say you'll be easy to spot at Sonisphere
But it's a metal festival...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

yeah, I kind of blend right in
I'll probably be wearing a straw cowboy hat if it's sunny.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Oh I hope so
It'll give me a defence against the immediate accusations of bumdering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

it won't
it's a manly, straight hat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Those two hat descriptions are inherently self-contradictory
Good point though, I can't expect to maintain my awesome hairstyle in a field. I need to think about which hats I own that are both quite cool and easily replaceable. Slayer are playing. No hat that goes into a Slayer Pit comes out alive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

not at all
definitely manly and straight
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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Epic pictoral proof of manliness of headgear fail

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

you are in no position to comment on the manliness of photos

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Improved
Much Better
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm on the internet
The perfect position to judge people on anything ever, with or without justification
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)