Oscar was not an Englishman!
You need a refresher course in Know Your Bumder: Pioneers of The Technique. Possibly brush up on KYB: Concealment of Bumderism for Stealth Attacks, you're slighlty lacking in refinement.

Ok, bend someone over and pound them in the arse. Sheesh, let's get technical.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*wikipedia*
Ah. So he wasn't. (Though that does make me wonder whether there's some Irish in my family after all...) I must admit, as a self-taught Bumder, my knowledge of past masters of the dark arse is somewhat lacking. I am something of an untutored, graceless bumder, almost feral in my approach as I roam the streets guided only by instinct and a fervent desire to plough the unsuspecting once I have them spread akimbo over a bollard or small wall, my gland of hope of glory throbbing like a run-down Vauxhall as I plunge it through their tense, sweating tradesman's entrance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

No Irish in you, eh? Would you like some?
I suggest you go on the government training program Bumming and You: A Practical Guide to Plowing Arses in Broken Britain. Have a pamphlet in the meantime.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)