I'm falling asleep here!
In public and everything.
That thing with loads of fishy ingredients that would cost a week's wages is too long.

Help me to stay awaye so that I don't slobber on a customer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:06, 195 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Imagine me naked

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Is that something stuck to you or a birthmark?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

It's some peperroni from last wednesday.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Hot

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

It was still good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Boo!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

RAH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

DLEYS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Clever.
...and c-c-c-c-combo breaker
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

PANTS

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Well done Kitzo!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I think it's shit and the praise you're receiving is false.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'm not going to listen to you
because your poor spelling of 'receiving' leads me to believe that you are intellectually subpar and your opinion is worthless.

i before e except after c...tut tut, kids these days eh?

Even your ninja editing will not save you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Edited much quicker than you can type missy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I wasted time on paragraphs

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Plus you type with a head dobber.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I don't know what that is

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

It's a bit like a staw attached to a hair band
used by spastics to type because they can't use their hands properly.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

( Wanderer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

his eye is bleeding jizz?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Because out of shot I have shaved his mohawk, bored a hole in the top of his skull and am currently ejaculating into his brain cavity.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

If you close your eyes, even for one second
Chompy will get you. Hard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Jesus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Like a creepier Jason Voorhees

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I don't know why I have to point this out
but I'm going to anyway.
I'm not a rapist.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I know you're not honey.
You're just lonely, with a fascination for paperclips. That lady didn't want to play, no she didn't, she laughed at your paperclips. So you taught her, didn't you? No one laughs at your paperclips...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's interesting you have to make up stuff I did to mock me,
I just have to check your posts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Well, using "you live in Milton Keynes" is trite.
My train on Sunday went through there. My mother shook her head and said "I guess someone has to live there..."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

who fucking clicks these things.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I don't click my own posts
so someone did...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)

And if you squint really hard, even for one second, that will read as
"Chompy will get you hard."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

No, that's just you, you massive bumderist
I saw The Importance of Being Earnest on Saturday, the way Algie said "Bunburyist" sounded suspiciously Bumd-like. I giggled, especially when he asked for his Bunbury suit and said he was going Bunburying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I was really disappointed by that entire play
When I heard the title, I laughed at the puerile idea that the play was all about a man's need to be called "Ernest." But of course, I thought, Oscar Wilde would have been far wittier and clever than that.

Except, of course, I was mistaken. Wilde simply wrote a play about the same crap joke that I thought of when I first heard the title. Was it wrong of me to expect better from one of the 19th Century's most revered playwrights?

Good work on the Bumder-spotting though. It is important to remain vigilant in these Bumder-riddled times. Especially when the Bunburyist/Bumderist in question is a BUMDER in real life! Here we find ourselves, wallowing bumderishly in the depths of Brwoken Bumder Brwitain...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It's odd, there are quite a few oft-quoted moments
like "the truth is rarely pure and never simple". I enjoyed it, but I'm simple.

Fookin' Irish. Them and their bum-pounding ways...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Oh, I remember finding it funny.
I just felt a bit let down when I realised that this famously renowned wit had based the punchline on the same crap pun that I had previously assumed would have been beneath him.

...and didn't you say you were half-Irish? *protects posterior*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

You have the same floppy hair.
Maybe you're the most celebrated of bumders in a new body. With an Australian accent.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I must assume my jewblood, though less, overcomes the desire to be bend over and pounded in the arse, and instead drives me to hoard gold.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Oi! Less about the Aussie accent
Only 3 people have made that mistake, though admittedly one of them was Australian...I'm a well-spoken Englishman, thank you very much.
*sighs*
...just as Oscar probably was...

Good point, although I think the practice you describe sounds less like the work of the bumder than the bumdee.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Oscar was not an Englishman!
You need a refresher course in Know Your Bumder: Pioneers of The Technique. Possibly brush up on KYB: Concealment of Bumderism for Stealth Attacks, you're slighlty lacking in refinement.

Ok, bend someone over and pound them in the arse. Sheesh, let's get technical.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

*wikipedia*
Ah. So he wasn't. (Though that does make me wonder whether there's some Irish in my family after all...) I must admit, as a self-taught Bumder, my knowledge of past masters of the dark arse is somewhat lacking. I am something of an untutored, graceless bumder, almost feral in my approach as I roam the streets guided only by instinct and a fervent desire to plough the unsuspecting once I have them spread akimbo over a bollard or small wall, my gland of hope of glory throbbing like a run-down Vauxhall as I plunge it through their tense, sweating tradesman's entrance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

No Irish in you, eh? Would you like some?
I suggest you go on the government training program Bumming and You: A Practical Guide to Plowing Arses in Broken Britain. Have a pamphlet in the meantime.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Isn't "well-spoken Englishman" a euphemism for something?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

My friend and I discussed opening a coffee/book shop one day
I wanted to call it Starbooks, she wants to call it The Importance of Brewing Earnest
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Oh I had an excellent shop name at some point
Can't remember that. I prefer Starbooks :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Read any good books, latte?
Cup and Chaucer?
Brewsters?
Ex Presso?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Your boyfriend is seeing another woman

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

shh don't tell her
we're not ready to reveal our affair just yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I was just trying to keep her awake
but now you've outed yourself, please tell us all about his cheesy little cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

but only you
want to hear about it. Just ask for a gaz explaining the details
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I don't like gazzing
I find it creepy and weird
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm not going to gaz you
I have better things to do. Like wrapping all the rubber bands on my desk up into a bouncy ball.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

If you make it as big as a tennis ball
then I will forgive you doing the Dance of the Seven Veils at my boyfriend
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I only had 6 veils and a duster
so I don't think it was very effective.

EDIT: it's bigger than a golf ball so far.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

He loved it
Especially the yellow duster
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

haha I might try a dance of the 7 dusters on Wiggy, see if he appreciates it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

For extra allure
start with an overall on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

HOT

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

oh this is going to be so erotic
and I'll have something to clean up with afterwards.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Imagine everyone in the library naked.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Oi you
did you get an email I sent you last week?

I mean, it's not like I'm expecting thanks or anything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Sorry! Yes I did.
That fact you took a moment from your busy life to think of me and send it made my day complete. I may have touched myself while reading it but I'm not confirming it one way or the other.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I was going to make you a birthday present last night too
but I got lazy and wanked over your profile pictures on Facebook instead
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I have a new one where I'm grinning like a mong.
I know how much you like that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Yeah, baby
I'll 'shop a little bit of drool in the corners of your mouth and go to town on that bad boy later
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

which reminds me BGB
you, Tourettes and a person who I think is Applebite appeared in my recommended friends feature on facebook
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I've been recommended?
How cool is that!
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

that's funny
mine keeps recommending I remove you...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Don't listen to it.
It may have mistaken me for someone else.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I don't listen to its recommendations of people to add
so I won't listen now either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

haha
I've probably popped up in yours at some point. But I don't want to frighten random people by adding them!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Since you're all talking about Facebook
this is what happens to Teddy Bears girls buy for their boyfriends three years before dumping them by text.

and if anybody is thinking about adding me, don't. Unless I know you, you can fuck off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I can't imagine why she would want to dump you from a distance.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

maybe she forgot that teddy bears are gifts for girls

(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Wow, you have some serious issues

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

It's the look in his eyes
as I screwdrivered them out that pleases me most
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I was referring to you
Tucking your jumper into your chinos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Haha!
My jumper is not tucked in, and they're not chinos!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I love this!

It must have been belly overhang, it was around christmas, the top was a present (I think from Primark), but the non-chinos are from M&S actually
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

To be honest
I'm no authority on trousers, or the stitching thereof.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Don't put yourself down
I was enjoying your witty banter.

Although, how somebody who tries so hard to be 'different' with his wacky hairstyles and ridiculous piercings has any right to judge anyone is rather escaping me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I do try hard, being this unique isn't easy, y'know?
Some days I think about packing it all in, tucking my safe, non-descript jumper into some comfortable beige M&S slacks, and just fading into the background noise of it all.

Maybe one day I will.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

We can all hope, Lab
Who knows, maybe someday people will stop pointing and laughing at you in the street
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

EL DIABLO!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

They do that a lot
And the open-mouthed stares, like I somehow can't see them gawping at me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I read this in the style of Rorschach

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You've made me feel awesome
He's a hero to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Only thing to do is add on "Possibly homosexual, must investigate further" at the bottom of that picture

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

But I really don't want to investigate further.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Jeez and I thought I was twisted.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I've kept his heart in my bed
that little guy still means something to me, but I've got the rest of his parts in a cupboard somewhere, ready to burn somewhere safe some day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Maybe that's what I need to do.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's very cathartic
I did it months ago and it made me feel much better.

I kept the important stuff, but I've always hated that bear. I'm 28 for fuck's sake
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'll rip a photo up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

burn the pieces afterwards
it's more satisfying that way
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Will do.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Hahah.
I'd meant to ask if the reason you've reappeared is to do with you getting dumped again.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

dumped again?
When was I dumped before?

I broke up with the ex a few weeks after I left this place, aaaages ago
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Was your last breakdown on here not the result of a dumping?
My mistake.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'd have thought you were aware that we are already friends on facebook

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I am
which is why you're not mentioned as a recommended friend :p
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

was your above comment not directed at me?
I'm confused
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

no
it was a wrong reply, and directed at BGB :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

that explains it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Well if Facebook thinks I'm good enough then you should add me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

if I can find you again
I shall
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Name gazzed.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I can't write on your wall
sad times :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

It's non of my doing.
Try again later.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

If it's Applebite, she has the same (real) first name as me

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Spunkytits?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

No, Transformaclit

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

does it make the noise?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Oh yes.
I have gunpoints for pubic hair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I was going to try and onomatopoeia it
but the best I could come up with was *bee-chow-di-dun-nun-nun-a-nunt*

Form of... a kitten's nose!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

yup
and another one who I'm pretty sure is CHCB
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

There are lots of us with our name :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I know a few with your REAL name
And now I'm one step closer to adding AmberI I'm not actually that bothered, to be honest, no offence or anything, but I'm not the stalker type
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I can't imagine
I'd be that obvious on anyone's page. I've put a photo on here in the past, but it's not the same one as my profile pic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I really want to go to the theater sometime this month, I've been wanting to go for over a year now.
I might just go by myself at some random time this week, I'm not going to wait around for other people forever.

That'll be ace, go out, have a bite to eat somewhere in china town, browse the shops, just generally have a good time, treat myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Fuck it, tomorow I'm going to go to the matanee of wicked.
Or might do that next week, as I'm busy this week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

That's nice Gonz
any ideas what you'd like to see?

EDIT oops, just realised I should have read all of your post, instead of just assuming you were rambling to yourself
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Pretty much thinking out loud really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'm glad someone else read 'manatee'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I did too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

me 3

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

me 4

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I'm glad my terrible paintmashing is comprehensible.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Paintmashing is the new Photoshop
It's how i roll.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I thought it was a polar bear.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I thought it was a bi-polar bear.

(Cave Duck, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post752739
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

*Prouds*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I think you should drop it onto /Board
It could be OTs first FP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

It isn't that good
I'd get slaughtered.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Pfft! I've seen worse on there.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Ok, it's up
I'm abusing my candle-day to make sure not every comment is bile and hatred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Oh man, if they can train animals to do all the acting stuff, I'd totally watch that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)

The problem with manatees is while they can do the quiet silent type well, they're range is a bit limited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

AND SO I CRY SUMTAAHMZ WHEN I'M LYIN IN BED
AN' I LET IT ALL OUT WHAT'S IN MY HAYD AN' I, I'M FEELIN'...
A LITTLE PEH-KEWL-YAH
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

That video you accidently linked to of Heman
is the best thing I've seen in ages


"AND HE PRAYS!"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Hi, I'm Prince Adam, and this is my kitty, Mister Cringerpants.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I hate you so so much right now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

No you don't

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Well you have put one of the worlds most annoying songs in head
but i'll forgive you for now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Check out He-Man's version
It cures all woes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Yo', I can use a dream, or a geni or a wish.
To go back to a place that's simpler than dis
'cus after all the party with the smashin' and crashin',
and the glam and the glits and the happin' fashin',
and the pandamonium and the maddness,
there comes a time where you fade to the blackness,
When you're staring at the phone in your lap
and you're hoping people will never call you back

Oh man, I fucking love me some modern songs, like that Bob and Hayley Williams song.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Can a few of you please panda someone else so I can post this?.....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Wow...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Not today gonz.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

where is applebite anyway?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

MINDPISS

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Dunno, she's disabled the GPS tracker.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

the wily minx

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

+l

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Now you mention it, where is Applebite?
Ok, low blow, but a genuine question.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

genuine answer
she was making a long thing of download at the weekend I think, so may still be recovering or on the way back or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

She got back from Download yesterday I think... probably recovering from the brutal bukkake she suffered

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

same as Al then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Al was the one doing it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

He wishes
He can't produce more than a Sylvanian Family tea-cup's worth of spooge nowadays.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

he might be talented
but he can't perform brutal bukkake on his own. and knowing Al, once he's shot his load he'd be diving right in there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Ah yes, I saw her FB update, so at least knew she was alive

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

My housemates were there...do you know if she was vomited on by a big fat drunk bloke?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'll ask her on Friday

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

oh fuck that's this friday isn't it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You coming?
And NO you're not coming home with us.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'm not coming any more, friend's birthday meal
This makes me sad, but I'll be at BGB and BK's bash the following weekend!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Oh that's a shame
I would be going to the BGBBK BASH, if I were nt in France. I love the Northern B3tans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I do too (well, the ones I've met)
And am looking forward to it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Fondle BGB's breasts in my absence.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Eww no!
I'll get Clendrix to do it though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

same
this Friday should be good though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Many of my favourites will be there.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I can't believe you are all having all this fun without me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Get yo' ass up then!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

would that I could
I'm particularly skint at the moment, and I'm playing a gig on friday night to boot.

'tis a shame though, as the cornwall bash was a fucking great laugh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I don't remember
who is going. Though I have a vague idea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I was replying to your gaz on my phone last night
but the browser reset and I vommed not 5 minutes later. Sorry :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

that's okay
you feeling better now?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I am coming I've just missed booking cheap tickets,
and that's fine, I'll be getting the late train home.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I've been fighting the urge of sleeping for the last 2.30h
What a boring meeting! And 1h longer than it had to be.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Here you go Gonz -
Abs, poor thing, take a seat.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Thank you very much
I have another 1.30h to go home.

And yes, if you don't like fish, you can use chicken stock.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I like fish - but if my family see fish head stock they'll refuse to eat anything made with it.
It's the eyes, apparently
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

You can make it the night before
Get rid of the fish and reheat the stock before adding to the rice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Yep, that ought to do it.
When do I add the sherry?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

At the beginning, while cooking
If you don't mind very much how it ends up. Or right at the end, once it's all done.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

My website is on the front page of google
when you search for 'handmade corsets'.

I has a happy :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Congratulations, girl!
Do you do sexy underwear corset? I need to find something very sexy for the wedding night and it seems my taste is not very good (cotton children underwear, with a lot of piggies on it, or cows, or flowers... it seems it's not sexy)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Not unless you're a paedophile

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I don't think he is
But I find them quite cute.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)