how do you feel about having the latter?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

8 out of 10 psychiatrists will tell you that acceptance is healthier than denial
So, returning to the original theme of the thread, I'm healthier than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I can live with that
years of being a fat bastard have allowed me to come to terms with being less healthy than others.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

So you're in denial about the gay hat
Tell you what, I'll bring my preposterously gay stetson-type hat to Sonisphere as well and we'll see whose is more bumderish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

sounds like a plan
Amberl must be so excited to meet the pair of us!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Not as excited as I am to meet the pair of her
Sorry Amberl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

*guffaw*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I will have heard all the jokes
that you two can muster before, you realise?

Though on that subject, a gay man turned to me last night and commented on them with the phrase 'what a fantastic pair of jugs' and tried to stamp the club stamp on them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Nice
Vipros, how about a bet - we both try to get through the whole weekend without referring to Amberl's boobs. First to slip buys the other a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'm going to be with my mrs
which means I have greater incentive. plus, I can control what spills out of my mouth. generally.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Obvious (but multiple-choice) strikethrough ahoy
mouth
a) Penis
b) Anus
c) Girlfriend

Good point. If you slip up you'll have more important things to do than buy me a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)