I'd go camping with my dad
I wouldn't mind him seeing me with hair like Soft Sal and no make-up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You do seem to have a reverse Oedipus complex.
Maybe you should get it seen to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

What, you mean I don't fancy my dad enough?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

No, Oedipus fancied his mum.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

See Lab's post below
Well if I fancied him properly, I'd MIND him seeing me without my hair done and no make-up wouldn't I?
I make the effort when I've got my sights on a bloke.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

But once you've got the bloke
The make-up remains undone, hair barely even blow-dried, comfortable-but-fading pyjama trousers, pastel cotton pants, odd socks...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

How DARE you!
I'm no slattern.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I lived with a lass at uni (Smithdown road, no less)
Who would dress up to the nines to bag a bloke, then almost immediately go back to her PJ trews, odd socks and hoody attire whenever she had them 'round. I felt sorry for them, she was quite fit when she put the effort in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

That's terrible
Even if I have to wear pyjamas (say it's inbetween breakfast and getting ready to go out time but it's not sexytiem) they are very nice and they match and ethey're either gingham or spotted or striped and they have short sleves and dainty buttons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I'm quite relaxed all of the time
so at least people know what they're getting with me I guess. Odd socks aren't so bad if they can't be seen
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I couldn't wear odd socks
I'd have a nervous breakdown
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

does even being near them
make you break out into a sweat?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yes
My mate used to live with me and she constantly wore odd socks. I mean even to go to work. Nobody could see them but she was stepping out with a different kind of sock on each foot, all day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

shocking
it's enough to make you feel a bit queasy. I bet she probably had missing buttons as well on the inside of her coat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Haha
Shurrup you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Pyjamas are only acceptable in hospital

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

There are times when you don't want to put your clothes on but you don't want to be naked, and sexy nightdress time has just passed
My pyjamas are beauteeful, like semi-outfits.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

That's what dressing gowns are for
Although I'll relent and say that PJs are fine for sleepovers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

We're going to have to agree to disagree on this one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

You mean an Electra complex?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

That's a new one to me,
But yes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

you mean she dresses skimpily and fights crime?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

That's Elektra
And if Roota was Jennifer Garner, I'd be unable to enter Liverpool by court order.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

You are anyway
It's all round the Khazi-house
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Libel!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)