She dumped you by letter?
when was this?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

About 1993 I should think
Real letters and cards are nice to give and receive. Unless they are from Clintons.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

nice...unless it says "Welcome to dumpsville, population YOU"
I cant imagine dumping someone by letter, because when you post it you have only started the process and it sits there in the box like a little cancerous dumping growth. And what if you speak to her? Has she received the letter? Do I tell her i've sent her a letter?

I'm thinking too hard about this.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

We spoke on the phone on the Monday evening
and she didn't mention it. Perhaps I'm shit at detecting people feelings.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

She sounds like a right mental
ah well, she's probably ruining some other poor sods life now
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

No doubt about it, she was rather loopy.
I don't wish her any malice though. It was her loss really.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You a wise level headed man.
I hope all my exes are fat and miserable failures, which is really messed up when you consider that i'm the one that generally ended the relationships.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

1945
Just as he was due home as well :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Deserved I suppose

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I bet she was cavorting with the American servicemen beind his back
and how did she get those nylons eh?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

'Zackly
And the baby came out black
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

ooo fancy that, I always knew she was a rum-bugger that one
always had ciggerettes she did and she would smoke them in the street without a bye-or-leave
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

dirty cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Well, she lived in Tavistock, and them Devon people are a bit strange.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

that explains it
most of the population centres in the South West are full of weirdos. Exeter is the last bastion of normality
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

if Exeter is your last bastion
of normality, then things have gone seriously wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

tell me about it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

see Norfolk above (or possibly on the other thread)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Do people go on holiday to Exeter?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Only people from Tiverton.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

haha
true. Tiverton people are weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)