Noooooo Manzanita!
Some people just can't do it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is true, I spose.
I do know a few people who wouldn't last five minutes in a tent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

The tent bit is fine
It's the surrounding misery that bothers me. Maybe I'm never drunk enough when camping.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

We had a tent confusion, so I wasn't in my nice one,
I was in a holey, leaky one and everything I owned was permanently damp. But I was too drunk/ to hyped up to care most of the time. So yes, I prescribe MOAR ALCOHOL.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'll remember this should I ever end up in a tent again

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Just use it as a rule of thumb for any social situation.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You were too fast for me
I was going to say exactly that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Good lord no
Seen Blind Date with Kim Basinger and Bruce Willis?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I've only seen the one with Cilla Black

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Combine the two
There's me drunk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I can imagine you loudly trying to set people up and being shocked by innuendo
with sick in your hair.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

No, loudly setting myself up and forcing innuendo
with piss in my shoes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I don't mind the tent or the surroundings
The lack of clean toilets is what puts me off.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

The toilets were actually surprisingly good.
No long drops, only chemical portaloos that got cleaned everyday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Mmmm...
Even like that. I'm so picky about my toilets... I think I'll rather pass a week without using it than share it with strangers.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Have you seent he blokes who clean those?
Whistling away as though they were wiping a windscreen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Ayayayayay
I'm feeling sick just thinking about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Here's a photo of people playing football in the poo pit at glastonbury
i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa228/soundcontent/gf388.jpg
(it's empty)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

that's quite a cool pitch
provided it is clean
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

The inner hippy in me would love to volunteer to set up Glastonbury one year.
but it's never going to happen.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)