Not even some stationery advice?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Try not to stay stationery for more than 10 hours.
You'll get bed sores.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Try not to be stationery
because you might turn in to a pencil?

I believe you mean stationary...
(berk, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

KITTY THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY JOKES SO OFTEN

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

and there was me thinking it was because they were rubbish.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

shut it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I love it when you tell me off.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Ah, sorry
Clearly the amazing quality of your jokes are such that they entirely bypass my lowly brain and are only found amusing by a select number of internet glitterati types.
(berk, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

nice replying skills

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Yes, well.
It's an elaborate ruse to cover up for my secret ninja skills.
(berk, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

He only beat me to the reply
because I was laughing so hard.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I think he was deliberately misconstruing
for the purposes of humour
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

No way, man
because that would mean that Psychochomp was deliberately mis-reading chickenlady's post, and that berk was deliberately mis-reading his, which means that all this is just some elaborate hoax
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

this sort of thing is why /qotw is known for liars.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

why would it mean that berk is misreading his?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

because if he's playing along with the joke
he'd know chompy meant stationary

Must I explain everything?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I think berk is a girl
and I also don't think she is playing along with the joke
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.....!
EDIT wait, what? berk's a girl?

/straightens tie

Edit explanation I thought you were replying to berk up there^, and that berk was a man
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Yup
You've already issued an invitation for a raping, Bert. I feel so much less special now I realise you thought I was a man at the time...
(berk, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'm the least fussy person on the whole internet

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

ss
nn
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

this is actually quite brilliant.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

^ Iols

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*firm handshakes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Ah, there's no need for the smiley
I clicked 'I like this'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Well done old bean.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'm pleased to see this has jumped to the top of the popular page
let's hope it stays there for some time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

What the fuck is your problem, you beardy twat?
You've been on my case about 'not being funny anymore' since I came back, like I'm supposed to fucking entertain you?
Shove your head back up your arse, you total fucking reamtard, until the day I ever see you actually post anything vaguely entertaining, you have no right to judge.

So shut your fucking mouth
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:19, Reply)