Football
can still get to fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Any footballing jock - playing with his cock
(as they have little else to interest them during the world cup)
(Cave Duck, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

That goes without saying all year round
Scotland are shit at everything, it's another one of the many reasons why I'm so incredibly bitter

EDIT I keep looking for a video of MArcus Brigstocke's 'Footbawl' sketch on Sorry, I've got no head, but I can't find it anywhere
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Doesn't Wimbledon start next week?
A chance to regain some national sporting pride, surely?
(Cave Duck, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Of course not, that little twerp will be lucky if he gets to the first round
I'm not really into watching any kind of sports, I'd much rather play them myself
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

What, being healthy and active and all that?
Pah! I'm not sure we want your sort on the internet.
(Cave Duck, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Ah, it's ok
I'm only physically active, mentally I'm quite the retard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)