That sounds easy
What's stopping you? Is it dinner time?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's not easy. I can't even teach my dog to give me her paw.
Don't be stupid.
It's breakfast time.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Of course, sorry
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. You can teach your dog after that.

Are you going to try to teach her to clean herself as well?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I tried to teach my pet goose how to fly
by doing that thing from Fly Away Home and running down the field waving my arms.

It was only after a couple of days of doing this that my mum pointed out the goose's parents were non-flying geese. FFS.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Hahahaha!
That's so funny! Did your mum record you and post it in Youtube?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

luckily she's not the type to do that
I don't think we have a video camera and there are only about 10 photos of me from my childhood.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)