Laugh of the day, redux
As I'm staying in a hotel waiting for my fiancee to finish work, I thought I'd go out and find some lunch earlier. I went out to the parking lot and was about to get into my car when I noticed three women unloading stuff from one car into another. One woman carried over a rather large watermelon, then went back after a second one.

I called out to her, "So is this the part where I smile at you and say 'Nice melons'?"

They all burst out laughing.

What terribly sexist and/or politically incorrect thing have you gotten away with saying in public recently?
( Wanderer, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:33, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this gaggle of girls, all around 21, blonde hair and tanned, wearing little sun dresses, are passing behind my group at a concert last year
the girl on the end is swinging her arms about and accidently smacks my bum
She's all "OH! I'm sorry!" and I say "You liked it, didn't you?" with a cheeky wink, her friends all crack up
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Watching Brazil/N. Korea in the bar yesterday,
lots of "Commie Bastard" comments going around. And when Brazil scored "that'll be the goalie getting executed tonight, then"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I saw two Oriental blokes out jogging when I was sitting in the pub
I said 'Ooh, look! A small race'

(Don't worry, no one else laughed either).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 21:09, Reply)

This really happened.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 22:08, Reply)

"SURPRISE!"

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Semi-racist Articulate, but not from me
The answer was "adoption". My friend described it as "what rich women do with black babies", which is pretty bad. My other friend's guess was "kill them?!"
Oh dear.

There was another one involving "Nigeria" and "Full of black people", neither of which were mine again.

I am just insensitive to the Jews.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Forgetting that now summer has arrived and I had the windows open I should keep the running commentary down,
driving home from work the other morning I said a little too loudly "she could cuff me any-time" referring to the WPC crossing the street in front of me; (Un)Luckily I got away with a sharp look instead of her checking how serious I was.
(bill, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:32, Reply)