you fat mess

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know, there was no way of saving face whatsoever.
I sat on a friend's bench last year and it just caved in, spilling ice cream all over me. They all called me a fat heifer for the rest of the day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

on the plus side
them calling you fat means you aren't
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

True,
if I actually was a bit chubby I would have been mortified.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Also, ironically
the shop I did it in was Fat Face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Now you've reminded me of your fat face pic
I think I'm going to be sick.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

it's the face of the future.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

If you eat pie and chips for every meal, yes
Poor Wiggy. Mind you, if it gets that bad he won't even have to use a pillow to suffocate you, just roll your face-flab over your nose like a fatty tortilla.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

haha
fattylols.

His dad emailed me yesterday to say that my profile pic was much better as I didn't look nice as a fatty. He so wants me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

He's not the only one
not
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

oh the irony!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)