SORRY!!!!
Apologies to all who have put up with my emo rants over the past year or so and who still speak to me, (which is all of you really).

Erm.......



I like breasts.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:00, 130 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

EMOWANK!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:06, Reply)

Yay!
Where the fuck have you been?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Did you have fun at Downloadium?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:40, Reply)

No problemo (not that I did much)
Are we to expect light hearted and joyful posts from now on?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:07, Reply)

Steady on!
One step at a time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:25, Reply)

ok, so maybe just start with cutting down on tear stained poetry
and cutting down on cutting.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Will do.
My arms are starting to look like a map of the underground.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Are we to assume
from your new cheery tone that you're getting laid now?
(berk, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:09, Reply)

Sex isn't everything you know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:24, Reply)

Random gene mutation is important too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Nope
I'd rather have a few decent mates and a vibrator than a boy with baggage. And wine and chocolate of course - they help too.
(berk, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I read that as...
..."getting paid now".

I've spent too long in payroll.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Ladyface, you wouldn't be you without a little emo slipped in there
Just as I woudn't be me without some FURIOUS ANGER
DiT wouldn't be him without the SUPER HOT WIFE
Al wouldn't be him without the BUSSHITTING
Etc...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:10, Reply)

Al shits buses?
He must have a mighty anus.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:16, Reply)

No, he shits on them. Keep up!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:25, Reply)

I would like to think this was some sort of bus surfing with a shit added on for good measure,
but I suspect he was just caught short inside.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:27, Reply)

He tried to blame the old woman sitting next to him. It didn't go down well.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:36, Reply)

But she did

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I'm trying hard not to think of this anymore.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:39, Reply)

The driver got all hot for it
and started smearing my warm excreta all over his chest whilst tonguing the ear of the spaz kid sitting opposite.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:42, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:44, Reply)

*fingers in ears*
la la la la la la la la la la la la la

I can't hear you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:45, Reply)

In all honesty it's not really me.
I just kind of let it take over me for a while.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:26, Reply)

How did your interview go the other day?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I like breasts too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:13, Reply)

We all like breasts
Those who have them, and those who admire them from near or far.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:15, Reply)

I was driving behind a Shell oil tanker yesterday
which said Emo Oil on the back.

Ummm...perhaps you should rub some on your breasts.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:17, Reply)

You'd like that wouldn't you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:25, Reply)

I just thought it might be something you'd like to do
Seeing as how you mentioned emo and breasts.

Yes I would
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I saw one of those a bit ago!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I saw your mum a bit ago

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:43, Reply)

yeah she mentioned it, something about some scene caused on the bus.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)

They just need a better logo
www.shell.co.uk/home/content/gbr/products_services/solutions_for_businesses/distributors/local_distributor/emo_oil/
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:44, Reply)

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:51, Reply)

That should be Och aye Emoo.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:59, Reply)

At least you don't have emo hair
I couldn't forgive that

*edit* I like breasts but I'm more of an arse man myself.
( Peej, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:54, Reply)

you are quite the arseman

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)

goo goo ga joob

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I liked it better when Emo was a shit comedian with hair like mine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:59, Reply)

He was funny but annoying.
A bit like Al.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Who is this Al you speak of?
I know an Al who is wholly tolerable but not even slightly funny.

;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)

That must be his twin brother.
Althebrummie.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

r i r
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

what's a Brummie?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Someone from Birmingham,
they talk funny.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

ahah okay thanks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

someone from Birmingham
EDIT: damn you PC!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I asked applebite to insult you in real life last night
I bet she didn't
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

She told me that you said that
and to say hi.

We then discussed how offended we collectively are by Mr Vest's comments.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

What comments were these?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

when he said that one of us was annoying
but we're not sure which as he referred to the person as 'that skinny pole dancing bird who fights with Chomp'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Ah yes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I recall now
that was confusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Which comments are those?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

see above

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

which comments were thos?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

see above the above

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

What's changed?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Nothing.
I just feel guilty for being a pain in the ass.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

that's an emotion the Chomp is devoid of unforunately

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

spelling fail :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

more a typo than a spelling error

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I suppose you think that makes it alright?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Yes,
yes I do.

Anyway, you're one to talk, Mr-I-can-NEVER-spell-caffeine-or-definitely-properly
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I'm sure I would feel it if I was ever wrong.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

thats because breasts are awesome
Never apologise for who you are missus
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

What if she was Derrick Bird
Or Otis Ferry?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

hahah
well that's a tad extreme, but there is nothing wrong with brooding or moping, it's just feelings and emotions, you might as well apologise for being happy or chipper or fucked off
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I have been a tad annoying though.
While I am past the stage of being embarrased, I am feeling guilty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

it's an open forum
there will always be someone annoyed with anything someone says, be it two lovebirds flirting, people having pointless pedantic arguments or someone just in a right old grump with the world in general.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

No need to be
There's never been the point where I've wanted you to shut up/leave the internet, I'd say that was quite good for a lot of people on this site.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

A friend of mine once told me, while bawling into his pint,
"No-one feels pain the way I do - I burn twice as bright as the rest of you." Then he was sick on my shoes.

You're shit at emo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I would love to have someone say that phrase to me sincerely
Fuel for a year's worth of merciless bullying!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

He was properly distraught over having just been dumped,
and sadly I don't think me laughing in his face for the next twenty minutes helped at all. Stupid goths.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

He should be glad you didn't hit him with a can of Irn Bru
and shout "Cheer up, goth!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I gave him some more beer in the hope he'd stop whining instead,
hence the shoe-sicking. I really liked those shoes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Did you wipe them off on his trousers?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

There is a strikethrough somewhere there.
But I can't be bothered to work it out.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

How about
wipe them rub one
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

them it trousers curtains
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I wiped them off on his stupid poodle-perm.
Strikethrough away.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I wiped them off on his stupid poodle-perm
Olbramov is a village and municipality (obec) in Tachov District in the Plzeň Region of the Czech Republic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Impressive.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

best strikethrough ever.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

That's why I don't have any emo or goth friends anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

emo or goth
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

That's why I don't have any emo or goth friends anymore.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

emo or goth


OH THE SYNERGY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Chompy, that's two triple-simultaneous-cussdowns in as many days, now.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'm just sad I was last this time :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Woo! I was first!
That means I'm the bestest.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Least busy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I'm rather busy, hack-chu-ally
Right place, right time is all, ma'am.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

haha everyone hates you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

No they don't,
that's made their days.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

what, hating you?
It fills my day, I wouldn't say it makes it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

That's truly fantastic.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

You clearly have too much self-awareness and compassion for others to be proper emo.
Would you like to borrow my "Ian Dury, Song By Song" book?
(Cave Duck, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I think I have my own copy somewhere : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

i was at a garden party last night
and got chatting to a lawyer from todmorden and a lawyer from burnley. made me reet homesick, our kid! there was talk about how you could go to dances in the town hall in tod and be in yorkshire one second and lancashire the next. this was disbelieved by the ignorant southerners.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

disbelieved ignored ignorant debonair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I lived in Yorkshire from being a kid until I moved to the land of Mancs.
Yorkshire is a bit of a toilet.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Proof, if it were needed, that the internet is a little more than a means of spreading vile lies and cancer related terrorism.
Shut it down, I say.
(Cave Duck, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

The real problem with the North of England
is that you have to drive through the Midlands to get there.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

i read somewhere that queen victoria
insisted on having all curtains drawn on the royal carriage when she passed through birmingham as she couldn't bear to look at it. has it improved in the last 100 years do we think?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Probably not
But on my sojourn to Manchester a few years back, it was Coventry that really offended my eyes.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I like Yorkshire.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I've spoken to Northerners before
I always get distracted by the gaggle of whippets at their heels and the collection of ferrets in their trousers.

What you experienced was probably some form of culture shock because of the above. After all, I drove down the A25 the other day and once I got to the county boundary, one moment I was in Surrey and the next I was in West Sussex. It was mad, I tell you!
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

oh dear,
I have a whippet and I'm currently looking after my sister's ferret.

I, however, am still a southerner at heart.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Going native.
It's a slippery slope.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

It's true
when I visit family down south they mock my northern accent hybrid, whilst my northern friends call me posh. It's lose-lose. I also get into arguments with people over what the circles of bread are called that go around bacon on a sammich.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

There shall be quite a few ignorant southerners up here shortly.
I shall endeavour to spread the word.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Southeners or Midlanders.
Lolvote on their ignorance. The one good thing you can say about Yorkshire is that it isn't Wolverhampton. Or Essex.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Rant about how stupid people are stupid instead
everybody loves that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Not so much a rant I feel as a quaint little story peppered with some humour.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I can tell you a little story about how stupid I am.
I was shopping recently with some friends and they were taking ages in the changing room. I saw a little table and chair setup like a 50s diner breakfast thing and although it was a display it wasn't in the window or anything so I didn't think anyone would notice if I perched on the edge of the seat to rest my weary feet. I checked around for shop assistants as I hate being told off, then I parked my arse.

The whole fucking lot was made of cardboard. I destroyed it. Utterly destroyed it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

hahahahahahhahahahahha
*gasps*
ahahahahahahahahah
hahahah
ahaha
ha


ha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

that's pretty much what everyone else did
My friends even heard the commotion from the changing rooms and asked me afterwards what had happened.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

you fat mess

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I know, there was no way of saving face whatsoever.
I sat on a friend's bench last year and it just caved in, spilling ice cream all over me. They all called me a fat heifer for the rest of the day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

on the plus side
them calling you fat means you aren't
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

True,
if I actually was a bit chubby I would have been mortified.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Also, ironically
the shop I did it in was Fat Face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Now you've reminded me of your fat face pic
I think I'm going to be sick.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

it's the face of the future.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

If you eat pie and chips for every meal, yes
Poor Wiggy. Mind you, if it gets that bad he won't even have to use a pillow to suffocate you, just roll your face-flab over your nose like a fatty tortilla.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

haha
fattylols.

His dad emailed me yesterday to say that my profile pic was much better as I didn't look nice as a fatty. He so wants me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

He's not the only one
not
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

oh the irony!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)