O Miquita you're my number one
I wanna do you up the bum

You should grow a fringe
but shave your minge

Come see my cool stash
I'll jizz up your gash

Don't think its a farce
I want to fuck your arse

O Miquita
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Miquita Oliver is a Pirate Hooker.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Oh god I wish. I'd be in like Flynn

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:12, Reply)

She looks like she needs a damn good wash.
And a talent transplant.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Well yeah. But still....

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:19, Reply)

No "but still".
If you want to perv over a talentless presenter, at least go for a bit of Fearne.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Fearne Cotton
is oddly reminiscent of a very thin Vanessa Feltz. Think about it when you next see her on telly. You'll see what I mean. Especially when she talks.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Oh she's fucking revolting

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)

I remember her being on telly
from quite a young age and every time i see her, she still turns my stomach. Takes skill, that.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Turns mine too. Not in a good way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Fucking fat bovine cunt.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)

I like you
you're diplomatic.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Well known for it, me.
I should go in to the Diplomatic Corps.

"Right, cunts, let's sort this out."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:31, Reply)

with
a production of the Mikado
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:32, Reply)

"Is there anything more powerful than the power of THEATRE?
CRAVATS AND BERETS FOR EVERYBODY!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:34, Reply)

*hums*
'for he is an Englishman'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I must confess that I haven't got a bloody clue what is happening right now...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I'm vaugely remembering
a Fry and Laurie sketch. In which Fry (as a diplomat) keeps organising Gilbert and Sullivan productions in lieu of dealing with actual diplomacy.

The cat-like tread was a segue into Chariots of Fire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Jealousy is ugly

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Coincidentally, so is Miquita Oliver.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)

How dare you, sir

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Darn tootin

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:41, Reply)