it would be, if my knee wasn't giving me gyp

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You could just go to the fighter pilot training school and enjoy the topless all-male beach volleyball

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I do feel the need, the need for speed...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

It's almost too obvious
speed great big man-cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Silly Vipros
You don't fly a plane with your knees...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

not with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Vipros
outrage- HMV no longer sell Point Break. Withdrawn after Patrick Swayze's death, the cunt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

you're shitting me
I was about to say "good job I've already got it on dvd" but I'm not sure....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I had it on DVD
but it got scratched, so went to buy a new one.

I bet they're doing some ridiculously expensive special edition
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

the fucking swine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm now imagining you sitting back in the cockpit, holding the steering column between your knees
as you crack open a bottle of wine to wash down another croissant, before you plot a course to another boulangerie, anticipating the clamour as a sleepy French village is woken up by the sound of a Harrier hovering over their town square.

The towering, bearded English Viking brings the jet to a halt tidily, next to the fountain and lifts the canopy, handing out photos of his genitalia to the young, moist, highly experienced French peasant girls who are now flocking round his aircraft. He gropes the breast of one well-endowed girl, who looks up into his eyes appreciatively. He holds up a half-eaten croissant in his other hand, gives her a sly wink and says,
"Be a good girl," and pats her on the arse gratefully as she scurries off to the boulangerie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I think I've found my biographer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)