Tuck your jumper into your chinos

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or maybe I could shave my hair into a mohawk
and dress like one of those people from the late 70s that nobody liked.

You know, the ones who listened to bands like the sex pistols and the dead pets, wore shabby clothes and pierced themselves with safety pins.
Oh, I can't remember what they're called now, but it'll come to me.

...that's it! Attention seeking, wannabe-alternative arseholes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I wouldnt do that if I were you
You'd look daft, but have women touching you all the time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ugly, ugly women

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Then definitely don't do it if you're trying to shake that behemoth you've got frothin'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)