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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
take her out on a date
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:40,
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16 years ago)
This, is almost infallible
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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set up a fake email and send her emails from an anonymous source saying how she'd better stay away from you
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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I like this idea
better yet I could get an actual woman to warn her about me
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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If she knows you are in demand, she will only be keener.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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I meant a female friend
the same one whose sister I dated for a little while, she's very good at putting women off me
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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why not just get her drunk and fuck her?
I'm sure she'll back off after that
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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Euch
Physical contact with another human being right now would make me very ill
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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go on, maybe it's what you need
throw her a bone
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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NO, Kristine
Stop trying to arrange rape from the other side of the world
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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just put it in your moooooooouth
I said your motha fucken moooooooooooooouuuuuuuth
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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