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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I fell over on the underground in my platforms running for the last train. djtp fell over me and thighed me right in the snout. It was spectacular.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Mine was good ta, went out on Friday for a mate's birthday and ate so much food I was in actual real pain.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I did the too much food thing on Sunday.
I was ravenous on the train, so I ate lots of snacks (RETURN OF MILKA CREME BARS FTW) even though I knew I was getting off the train at my mum and dad's for a roast dinner. Grooo.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

but disappointingly unmarked.
I have a cracker bruise and burn on my elbow though :)
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

But it's good to have at least one bruise, for sympathy purposes.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I made sure my family kept saying "How's your elbow?" yesterday. I'd hold it up and grimace. Then they'd say "Aaah, he battered her!"
Because domestic violence is hilarious.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

so Wiggy gets nervous if I wear a skirt or short sleeved top because people think he's a wifebeater.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

But now I've learnt how to evade most of the injuries or let him just get my ankles.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

my sister's ferret tried to climb up my arm to get out of the bath a few weeks ago and left some horrendous scratches on my arm. I'm allergic to him as well so they raised up and went really red, I looked so emo.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

but I am noticing an increased tendency to say use the word 'well' instead of 'very'.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Hope your schnoz is better now!
We were at a gorgeous buffet restaurant, and I was determined to get my money's worth. Really regretted it later, although I saved money as I just couldn't drink anything after that.
( , Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
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