What is it with men inserting the word 'sqirreled' into chat-up lines?q
First me, now your mate.
I bet there are millions of cases of this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really really hope
That if/when I meet you I can remember to put 'squirrelled' into every thing I say to you. While throwing squirrels at you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I fucking love squirrels as well
I squirrel things away too.
But telling me you have sqirrelled away some money is going to make me thing of Mo's nephew and his expectant grin. It was like Coming to America.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

What about if I tell you I've
Squirrelled away some {insert Roota's favourite chocolate here}, in a nice quiet place by {insert Roota's favourite location here}?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Well, Milka Creme has just returned to the shelves...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

it seems to be the word of the day
it is like "nice eyes". countless men say this. i presume what they really mean is "fuck, massive norks. but this way you might think i am more sensitive and am not just wondering how to bone you and then fuck off."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Greek men always hiss something about eyes at you as they slope off with their books
thinking they've tenderised you nicely for the next encounter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

"thinking they've tenderised you nicely for the next encounter."
Haha! I love that!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)

maybe that is greek for "nice norks"?
my favourite greek guy story ever is my friend ali who was teaching english in greece for a year. she was shagging a greek guy and one night he rang for phone sex.

turned out the next day it hadn't been him. so she had phone sex with a completely random hissing greek stranger (most likely one of her teenage pupils as they were the only ones with the number). hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

That made me get a red face and I don't even know her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

it is utterly horrendous
and as she didn't speak any greek, she had no idea if the whole class was laughing at her!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

what's even worse
is when they get the colour of your eyes wrong as they do that sequence of events like 'what lovely blue eyes'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yeah
you have a lovely pair of...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

*thinks desperately to fill in silence*
I reckon they just go for blue as the most likely answer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

i do quite like men with blue eyes though
it can be a very good look. piercing, like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I didn't like blue eyes until 2008

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

it's more about shape and intensity/sparkle
than colour i guess. but blue is generally a winner for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Yes
Brown eyes can't light up as much, even though they're lovely
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I have hazel eyes
Does that mean I'm handsome?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

well you might have a face like a lizard, so I dunno

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

We're friends on FB...
So you can see my real, non-lizard-y face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I just looked
You'll do. Your lady is very pretty too.
She hasn't got Vip's mrs's jugs or nose, but she's a bobby dazzler all the same.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Oh she's a corker alright
And she has lovely norks, they make me feel molesty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Oh that's lovely
I actually mean that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I meant it in the nicest possible way
She is utterly beautiful.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I can't think who she reminds me of
but it's someone pretty so it's ok
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Good
She has a definite natural beauty to her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

awwww you're sweet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

there's nowt sweet about my intentions...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

beast

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

i am sure you are stunning
but it is all relative. oh wait, roota beat me to it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I was expecting "Hurr, you're ugly" from my jovial fishing comment
Actually getting backhanded compliments is worse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)