That is fucking hilarious
Genuinely

Although it does raise the question, what would you need to be promised to suck a dog's cock? Do you have a sliding scale of drugs to animals? Is there another creature whose cock you'd suck in exchange for a lower-quality drug?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fairly sure I wouldn't suck any animal's dick
for any drugs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

^ this is of course my real answer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Frankly I prefer your first
You're lucky this isn't Mastermind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

There should be more questions like
'what drugs would you need to be promised to suck a dog's cock?' on Mastermind, if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

If The Weakest Link goes well I plan to follow in my father's footsteps and go on Mastermind next
I'll make my specialist subject "the crazy ramblings of Monty Boyce", if you like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

For two trips and a dab of mephedrone I'd blow a diseased camel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)