It'll get you no more than a kick in the fucking bollocks from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I use high viscosity bean juice for protection
Along with a couple of friends I did a parachute jump many years ago.
When mentioning this to family and friends the question "who are you doing it for" seemed to be a involuntary reflex action*.
We were the only three on the course who weren't sponsored. We were doing because we wanted to. Any charity element would have been mere ego dressing.

*Mind you it wasn't as bad as the time cica 1990 when, upon us mentioning that we'd booked some flights, my sister-in-law, without a moments hesitation asked my (then) girlfriend if she would be buying a shell suit to travel in.
(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Does that mean that should I ever meet you
I can expect a kick in the fucking bollocks by way of a hello?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I fear so.
Nothing personal, you understand, just company policy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Simply wear a high viscosity bean juice filled jock strap.

(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Unlikely sentence of the day? I think so

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)