Right, where's Vipros?
Is he here?

Coo-ey, Vipros...? Are you here? I'm going to try to upset you online now.

If I fail I will be deeply hurt.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:52, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

E's 'avin 'is tea I reckon

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I reckon he's got scared
and he's hiding behind the bikesheds.

C'mon then, Vippers, come out wherever you are. I'll 'ave yer
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:10, Reply)

I reckon he's eating fancy meat and squeezing that missus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:12, Reply)

teeheeheehee
I can't wait to show him what I've got, but I reckon that there's probably nothing in the world that can upset him, he's far too laid back
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Plus, he's forewarned
so he's probably been meditating and that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)

He'll need a level 7 yoga-hopping trance
to be able to withstand my spiteful postings
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I'm here now
but not for long

show me what you've got
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)

First you have to say it again
I won't do it unprovoked
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:37, Reply)

I assume I have to say that while you used to be funny
you are now a tedious, odious and all-round shitcunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Nononnono
Say that I'm not funny anymore, as a direct reply to the thread
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:39, Reply)

you are not funny any more

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)

You're just bitter
because your fiancee looks like a cross between Su Pollard and a shetland pony
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:41, Reply)

did you actually expect that to be upset me?
it's funny, I'll give you that. but not upsetting I'm afraid!

in case you have more, I'll be back a bit later on. got to cook!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit............!
I have more challenge for you


( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)

that one is better
still not upsetting though I'm afraid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I hate you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:47, Reply)

sorry to disappoint :-)
/ac
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I went to the trouble of drawing a Hitler face on that cock and everything

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I didn't notice that at first
he looks a little glum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:29, Reply)

He ran out of Jews to burn

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:35, Reply)

come on bert
you've got the rest of us (by which i mean me) intrigued (by which i mean it's better than sneezing on my sofa after 6 hours of being prodded in hospital, never have i taken my top off for so many people for so little reward)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:42, Reply)