Ha!
I'm not bothered about scottishness, football or world cups.

They're all shit and can get to fuck while I'm sat here in my pants, knocking one out over that girl from Hollyoaks that I know Gonz likes.
It's not even as though I fancy her, I think she mings, but it makes me feel good because I pretend she's cheating on him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I don't know who you mean
TELL ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:18, Reply)

The one who looks like one of those puppets, The Riddlers
Her character tries to look all 'alternative' and she's a bit whiney.

Nancy...?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I was having you on mate
I don't really give a monkeysex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:29, Reply)

You're alot less shit in person

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:31, Reply)

How in the name of hell would you know?
Also, thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

It was a presumption
based upon how shit you are here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Oh, you
Flattery will get you everywhere *winks coyly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:37, Reply)