I hate it when you're asleep
but you get an erection, and accidentally roll onto your front, virtually snapping the little bugger in half, and then you bounce back onto your back and wake up with an awkward feeling in your pants
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you don't roll over all the way
you wake up like a motorbike leaning on a kickstand.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:46, Reply)

How did you know about that? I never mentioned it ever!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I hate it when you post on B3ta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:49, Reply)