Why on earth would you want to be more like me?
Aside from PJM, of course (hello dear! Just in case you're reading this...).
I have no permanent job, no savings, no car, no pension, I'm still married into a depressed (and properly certifiable) mad family and I have split ends.
And I can't catch a ball.
All my teeth are my own though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh well.
Since you put it like that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

See?
It's not all wall to wall smut and books here you know.
I have split ends to deal with. Split ends!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I have mad farmers wife hair too you know.
At least you were a mad farmers wife at one point. I've never been near a bloody farmer.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Best way to keep it, believe me
They're all interbred, believe everyone who's not family is an evil outsider and the only thing that really means anything to them is land.

Have you read Wuthering Heights? Evil and twisted the lot of them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)