I'll go for tits
don't have very good legs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm very impressed with how much of this thread has been dedicated to tits
as opposed to male fashion sense. Thank you, Chickenlady
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

It's because current fashion trends are
male : mong
female : prostitute

Sadly so few people follow their own style or own a full length mirror these days.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Sadly
that's what people seem to like. Personally I am not a fan of the prostitute look though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I think it's always best to go with
a)what you like and
b)what suits you

And to hell with fashion.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

The prostitute look can be extremely titilating on the right person
Sadly most of those people are too demure and intelligent to try it. And the actual hookers round these 'ere parts are fucking minging. I'd expect change from a quid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

What I really don't understand is the pornstar appreciation. And people who want to look like them. That is not sexy, not on anyone.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

It is on certain porn stars
Notably Tanya Danielle. Erm, so I'm told. Predominantly, I concur, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I always feel sorry for female porn stars
ever since I watched a Channel 4 documentary years ago about at British girl who wanted to become one in the US. She was interviewed by some 'director' who was on the phone while she was bent over the kitchen worktop and he shagged her - no 'hello, how are you?' just, get 'em off, and let the dog see the rabbit, as it were. Clinical and nasty.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Sex with me is always pretty nasty
as you can probably imagine. If I were a doctor I could add "clinical" to my repertoire. New career goal!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

i am sure you do
but it is a shame that the many many people to whom this does apply do not take your wise advice! *shudders*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I like dresses
how much leg is too much leg if you're showing cleavage? Is knee length okay?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I think above the knee is considered revealing
and anything else is fair enough. Sorry Chickenlady, doing your job...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Spread the message
Next we'll tackle world poverty.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Mr Osborne's taking care of that as we speak
Honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Knee length is fine - that works well with cleavage

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

yes i would say so
or long and slit, so long as it is not a gaping slit.

somewhere al's head just exploded.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

he just can't keep up

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

soooo
if we have strike-outs, how can we achieve inserts? cos i would love to add a comedy "it" to your post here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

just put
a + then your word.

So +it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

And I just spat tea all over the screen

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

it's an occupational hazard

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Only if you're a professional tea-spitter
a sadly dwindling line of work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

As regards cleavage
I believe that at summer rock festivals the "virtually entire boobage on display" look is positively encouraged
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

luckily
I fight the trend. I shall be in summer dresses and high heels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

That sounds plenty tantalising
I shall follow suit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)