Hello, Chickenlady
I have two requests for advice.

1. There are large gaps in my memory, following the consumption of several alcoholic beverages over the course of Saturday. Should I try to remember vaguely what happened during these parts of the day, or should I simply replace the missing scenes with cuttings from an old Dr Who episode in which Peter Davison has to outwit some amusingly unconvincing cybermen?

2. I also drank too much last night and have a strange feeling of discomfort in my stomach as a result. How shall I quell this unpleasantness? (I have at my disposal: a couple of Rennies, a block of cheese, a pint or so of milk and lots of tea)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stick your fingers down your throat and get it up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I find it hard to maintain an erection when I'm vomiting

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Too easy
when I'm vomiting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Yes.
*hangs head in embarrassment*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Come on mate
hangs gives
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Thought I'd give you another easy one
_{(Go on, you know you want to...)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

No point
Chickenlady's is vastly superior
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It was a clever one.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

That's me - the clever one
Stop laughing at the back there!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

at
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Hmmm...
1. Yes. Although I would advise Tom Baker.

2. All of the above stirred with a large rasher of bacon.

Are you up at BGB's at the weekend?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Thank you
I don't have anything in the video cabinet featuring Tom Baker and cybermen, but I've substituted one with Sontarans and a rather silly-looking robot and that's done the trick nicely.

I shall indeed be up at BGB's this weekend. Finally got my act together and booked a train ticket yesterday. WOOT. Now all I have to do is acquire a sleeping bag and make sure I get to Euston station at the right time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Hooray!
Wasn't it you who recommended Hoovertronic to me?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Yes, I believe it was
Since which time, after much ceaseless searching of European music shops, I've finally completed my collection of their albums. And I managed to see them before Geike left. Some might call me slightly obsessive.

(tr ph)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You're right
Hooverphonic - I'm crap on spelling today - I'm on holiday.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

That's no excuse for poor spelling.
But it's a made-up word so we'll forgive you that one.

This has just reminded me I have you as a friend on last.fm...apparently our musical compatibility is 'medium' today. I presume this means I can contact the spirits of dead musicians.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Which dead musicians?
Elvis presumably is too busy in the chip shop and I should imagine that Jacko has got a job as an ice cream van man by now.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Do they have the cyclone cylinder?
Or the bag?
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Neither
Instead some jangly trancy europop.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)