I want you to fist my bottom like it's an ill fitting boxing glove.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I want to fist your bottom with an ill fitting boxing glove
then it'll fall off halfway through and get stuck up there and I can turn you upside down and fill it up with lemonade.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I like where this is going.
I hope we can do this in the woods and then after maybe have a tickle fight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Boys, play nicely now
Or I'll fist you both with a double ended dildo that enlarges and traps you together for all eternity.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

We could be like a pair of midnight squealy foxes :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'll be the one that bites of a babies face
and you can face the door and make sure nobody comes in to disturb us. Then when I'm done I'll curl up and you can lie on your back and I'll dribble the blood and bits of baby face into your mouth like when pornstars do that cum spitting thing in the films that daddy doesn't tell mummmy about.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I've got a right broom-on now

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm wiping away the tears

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

the most important question right now is:
"Where from?"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

From your daddy's weeping bedsores
she was helping him change his dressings when she got all hot and bothered by the smell so she used his crutches as rudimentary vaginal and anal dildos.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)