And you seriously wonder why I call you a massive shitcunt?
Sending hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha really isn't that spiteful
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

To be honest becky, I would just ignore him from here on
Just remember, later in the summer you're going to be getting more bacon explosion when I have a BBQ, and Bert won't be invited.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I wasn't being mean
I was serious, I found it pretty odd that on a day like that she felt the need to go out of her way to be mean to me.
I have no interest in persuing any beef with Becky, but if she continues to engage me in a hostile manner (which in itself is extraordinarily sad), I will retaliate
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Giggidy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

*envies*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You could come too
if you like
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

But you never invite me
*sadface*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I invite you on Al's behalf

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Does that mean I'll be gate-crashing?
'Cause if it does I'm coming.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

You're coming either way
I think we'll have to do a bacon and sausagemeat drive so we have enough for everyone as I plan on eating a LOT.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Why, are you going to kidnap me?
Have you been taking lessons from Chompy?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

No need, the smell will lure you over to North London :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I think it'd be enough to lure me all the way from Devon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Very well, I shall prepare the bacon sniffers and lie in wait.
*waits*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I don't want to be part of your mong club anyway
You lot turn my stomach
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

That's why you keep hanging round here then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I keep coming back because
Your pathetic emotional out-pourings of 'oh the humanity' sustain me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Good job you're wearing a kilt, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Do we really want his sort there though?
Hells yes we do
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

:-D
keep me posted and I'll see what I can do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Fuck, bacon explosion sounds awesome!
*salivates*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)