Are you serious?
A man in his forties who's been alone for god knows how long?
You people are extremely sad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Now you've called Becky a gaylord
Where will this all end kids??
Won't someone think of the Chilterns??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I prefer the Cotswolds

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Racist

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I registered a few days ago at my daughter's request
and I'd rather be gay than related to a girl who loves black cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Your own child
wants you to be killed by a maniac you met on the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I hadn't actually used the profile until becky messaged me
and there's no way in hell I'd meet up with that unhinged loon again.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Who? Yo mamma?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

good grief
I step away for a couple of hours to do some work and I come back to this?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I know
It's appalling.
I think they all need a story and a nap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

what happened to civilisation Roota?
it's gone tits up.

it's me and you against the world kid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Yup
It's like Lord of the Flies in here right now.
Everyone's lost it and I was scared, but now we have this helicopter...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

we can start fucking their shit up right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

YEAH!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I can't look anymore
Let's just scoot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

right on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

It's all in frightfully poor taste.
Poor old Bert's signed up to a desperadoes website using what I really, really hope is a blurry, tearstained photo from his wedding, and all I can do is laugh at the quite sporty, cycling-loving little queer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

how ghastly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

It's a very poor show,
very poor indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)