My actual home town is Nottingham
and everyone knows what they want to visit before they come to Nottingham, so I'd be wasting my breath. I would, however, tell them where not to go - Forest Fields, St Anns, The Meadows - because they shoot you there.

As regards Norwich, there's some beautiful walks and some areas where the locals are more sparse than others, but watch out for tractors and pitchforks fucking everywhere
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I used to go to Nottingham to visit the Gypsum mines.
Fuck, are they dusty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Are they still there?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:11, Reply)

British Gypsum are still based there.
East Leake and Barrow upon Soar, and even Gotham.

I used to design their process heating systems. Even on the surface the dust in your teeth was apalling.I used to take a toothbrush with me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:27, Reply)

I would love that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:29, Reply)

You like getting dusty?
There are huge trucks driving around underground. Its very weird.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I think I have a deficiency
I have dreams I'm eating marble, alabaster, gypsum, the White Cliffs of Dover, sometimes whole, sometimes all dusty. It's why I love Sherbet Fountains.
Also, my favourite flower is gypsophila (means love of chalk or gypsum), my great aunty Valerie said I am made of alabaster and my mother has a severe calcium deficiency.
All these things seem to have a nice connection.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I wish I knew you when I was younger
How far would you go for a bag of plaster?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Ha!
I'm not the Sharon Bott of dust!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I notice that Sharon Bott represents the underclass of England
Are you sure she was not based on yourself?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, Reply)

There are some similarities...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:02, Reply)