Nope
it's just that the other day I said that I'd shit in my shoes and rape a duck if K2k6's post didn't get onto the popular page.

I assumed that puking in yours would naturally lead to Goose-rape, such is the manner of things
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

now now, I didn't puke in them
I puked on them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Ah, I see
you should have taken them off first, it's like standing in warm vegetable soup
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:23, Reply)

oh eurgh

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I hope you kept to your side of the bargain.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Disappointingly, the post got on the popular page
so I fist-fucked a stoat instead
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:37, Reply)

A poor substitute.
I clicked until I got cramp.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Then it's YOUR fault
if you hadn't clicked, right now you'd all be staring at photos of me, guts deep in a mallard, wearing shit-filled shoes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Damn, another mis-read post
I thought you were going to do these things if it got on the popular page. Apologies to everybody.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:13, Reply)