Frankly, if you were unaware of the existence of B3ta
and someone started describing us, you'd probably have an easier time disbelieving it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I know
I have that problem everytime I talk about you people with my friends. They ask me where I've met you; "On the Internet" I said. They look at me on disbelieve and say something like "You know people lies on the internet, don't you?"

What do they know, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Bugger all, that's what
I just assumed from the start that you were a 54-year-old hairy trucker called Geoff rather than a hot Spanish girl. That way it comes as a pleasant surprise if you're telling the truth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You're right there
But it's not Geoff, it's George.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Damn! So close

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

fortunately most of my mates have met people from the internet too
whether through online dating or just meeting people as we do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Hang out with a lot of losers do we Vippers
Afternoon by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

mostly IT types
a bunch of us were all website designers for the same company before we went to our various unis.

the drummer from my band met his wife through online dating, and they are quite normal.

afternoon. how goes it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Feel a bit shit to be honest
am using this, coupled with the fact that I leave this job in a week, to spend my day on t'internet chatting to weirdos and keeping track of the cricket. It's nice to have an excuse for a change.

How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm alright
struggling with concentration today. and most days.

sounds like you are coping well with feeling shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Ohh, quick before someone beats me to it -
He only feels shit
on the tip of his knob lols.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

B3ta and Cricinfo are an excellent combined coping mechanism
Also will have the staffroom to myself at 3 so can watch the football. Incidentally am not shaving until England are out of the World Cup, so I'll look like you soon. Only much better looking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

how is not shaving going to dramatically change the shape and characteristics of your face?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Fucking hell that took you a long time
Quite good though. I actually can't be bothered to engage you in this argument because I feel the chances of either of us backing down are slim

Edit: so in conclusion, I'm handsomer than you. Although you do work the chin-flange better than me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I think online dating is a really good idea
it's a shame people slate it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

My cousin and his wife (now with 2 babies) met online
And they're happy now.

I've met a few more who've tried and didn't do very well. One of them is one of the sexiest guys I've ever met. Swedish, blonde, fit, a lot of fun! I don't know why he couldn't find a girl. He kept thinking he wasn't good enough. Hadn't I been taken, I would have shown him!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Friday, half eight OK for you?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

yeah sure
Do you want to go through the pretence of dinner or do you want to skip straight to the raping in the bushes?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Call me old fashioned -
I think a lass should buy a chap dinner before raping him.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

You're old fashioned

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Ok but you're not getting dessert

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Straight back to yours for coffee?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

when does the raping start?
I like my raping with a park setting, or at the very least a bus shelter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Preliminary shag in the restaurant loos?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

She's taken, you silly
You have to go for the singles first.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

She practically begged for a date. On the internets.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

She might have been lying
Or laying, liying, liyeing Grrrr! Sometimes I hate this stupid language.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

it is pretty stupid
you must have such trouble understanding Gonz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

All that thread about jokes
I didn't get a single one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Only one of my friends has used the internet to find friends
She's the only one that understands me :_(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Careful now,
We are still a part of QOTW.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

But of course!
That's another world. Still very funny though, and I like to retell the stories as if they were completely true.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)