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I was filling in a job application yesterday,And one of the questions was: "If you rang up your friends and asked them to describe you in 6 words, what would they say?"
Shit! I thought. They'd come out with stuff like slag, minx and stripper without having to think about it. After much deliberation, I settled on bullshit ones like 'independent' and 'hard-working'. There was also a question asking about something that I am passionate about and dedicated to. Erm...Poledancing?
Yeah, I've not got that job. Not that I mind, it was in one of those wacky warehouse kids playareas, and I fucking hate kids.
So, describe yourself or another B3tan in six words.
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See if you can guess who it is...Unfunny, abusive, rude, deluded, psychotic, cunt.
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Oh good thanksBut I was actually making a joke about it being me.
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Yep, you'd better watch out next timeI'll bring my lucky blue coat.
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Doesn't matterIt's such a lucky coat you won't notice until it's tool late
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Ex shagging, Bowie loving, Coke fiend?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:43,
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I read ex shaggingas in 'he used to, but doesn't anymore'. But judging by his admirable restrain on holiday, it should be ex ex shagging.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:55,
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Aye. definitelyBut sadly that's 7 words *sadface*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:56,
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Or swap 'shagging' for 'sexing'.I know - you'll take both.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:07,
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"rapey but basically alright".Haha, that's a description I never thought I'd hear about anyone!
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In his defence he was actually the victim of the rapeyness this time(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)
The 7* dwarves updated for the NOW generation*one of them's off sick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:55,
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I got really flustered once in an interview and said I did poledancingI didn't get the job.
I hope you spelled independent right on the actual application form.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:53,
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It could have been much, much worse.It could have been morris dancing.
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that's trueshe probably would have vomited on me and then had security escort me from the building.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:56,
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Probably not.I was in a rush and it's one of those things I can never spell.
I just say dancing, and if they want me to expand on it, I vaguely go vertical...gymnastic...?
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I say thatyar, yar, it's vertical gymnastics y'know. If they push me on it I say aerial acrobatics and then say "have you ever been to the circus and seen the people on the ribbons and stuff?" so I haven't actually lied.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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Haha, I'll have to remember that.That's what it is, essentially, only with a less flexible ribbon...
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As opposed to horizontal gymnastics ?(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:09,
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Yeah,That's on those horizontal bar thingys that they swing between on the olympics.
Or sex.
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Just now...When I was outside having a sandwich, a mong came up to me really proud that he's doing "banking" at university, he insisted that I see his admision forms. I was all like "well done you !", really friendly chap, told me all about his lunch that he got across the road. He then asked for a cig and I gave him one, he then put his fist out for fist-bumps.
Man, mongs are like dogs that can talk, I wanted to take him home but I don't have enough outdoors space.
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*Replies to everyone with '=)', except Broadsword.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:58,
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This is the best thing I've read in ages(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:59,
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Thank you, Lord, for Gonz.(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:00,
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Nah', mongs don't do that any more, I don't think.They tend to have like a #3 all over* and a #5 on top**
* The one that's just so you can't see skin showing through.
** The one that's just a bit longer than the first one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:41,
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lipsmacking thirst quenching ace tasting motivating good buzzing cooltalking high walking fast living ever giving cool fizzing.....Blousie
Ok more than six words but hey! *points and winks*
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:01,
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Just had to be excluded from jury dutyas I have a JOB INTERVIEW YAY.
Now to come up with a flimsy excuse for taking 2 days off work, and to book travel. It really is about time I got out of this current awful job.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:02,
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I've never met anyone who's actually been called for jury duty.Why don't you show work your jury duty letter. Two birds, one stone.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:03,
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I was told yesterday2 of my friends have been. They enjoyed it.
One of them was unemployed at the moment, so got paid nothing for it, apart from expenses: £5/day to spend (the menu was £6, a cup of tea £1)
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I wouldn't mind sitting in on a murder trial or somethingbut some of the fraud cases we've got on in the office at the moment are so boring, that would probably be the kind I would be stuck with.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:16,
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He said it was okIt was a car accident or something like that, and it seems it was interesting all the way through.
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In other news, check out this amusing story of monkey related irony:www.news.com.au/travel/news/tourist-savaged-in-monkey-madness/story-e6frfq80-1225881259718
She went on the monkey tour to get over her fear of monkeys. I bet this really helped.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:03,
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Fuck, I'd love to work in a wacky warehouseI'd have so much fun. You could totally beat the kids up and claim you were playing!
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I had some friends who worked in one of those places and I wouldn't have said they were the most responsibleeventually they were fired. I asked why and they said "we were very negligent".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:07,
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I would totally be all "I think I saw a kid lying facedown at the bottom of the ball pool, I'll be right back"(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:14,
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Everyone knows you steer clear of the ball poolit's where it smells like pee!
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I think I'm too big for the tubes and slides though(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:28,
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That dog was always inside out.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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really, fucking, tired, hates, lifeoh....that's only five
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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MileyBird ftwIf I had been drinking last night I would have definitely sang Party in the USA at kareoke
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:10,
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that's who I'm talking aboutwho are you talking about?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:13,
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She's too busy getting the taxi cab to turn on the radioto know what she's talking about.
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she could be talking about her own vagina and she wouldn't know what she's talking about.like a virgin....hey
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:16,
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Smug. That's all it should takeBut I fleshed it out to six words anyway
It amuses me greatly that everyone's having a pop at PsychoChomp while he's not here to take it/defend himself
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Why should we worry?Do you think he wouldn't do the same?
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:07,
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I bet he's totally slagging us off IRL right now.and the poor girl will be like "I don't know who these people are, now please just let me go...*sobs*"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:08,
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She probably thinks we are not realand that everything is on his head.
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Frankly, if you were unaware of the existence of B3taand someone started describing us, you'd probably have an easier time disbelieving it
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I knowI have that problem everytime I talk about you people with my friends. They ask me where I've met you; "On the Internet" I said. They look at me on disbelieve and say something like "You know people lies on the internet, don't you?"
What do they know, eh?
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Bugger all, that's whatI just assumed from the start that you were a 54-year-old hairy trucker called Geoff rather than a hot Spanish girl. That way it comes as a pleasant surprise if you're telling the truth
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fortunately most of my mates have met people from the internet toowhether through online dating or just meeting people as we do
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:18,
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mostly IT typesa bunch of us were all website designers for the same company before we went to our various unis.
the drummer from my band met his wife through online dating, and they are quite normal.
afternoon. how goes it?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:27,
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Feel a bit shit to be honestam using this, coupled with the fact that I leave this job in a week, to spend my day on t'internet chatting to weirdos and keeping track of the cricket. It's nice to have an excuse for a change.
How are you?
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I'm alrightstruggling with concentration today. and most days.
sounds like you are coping well with feeling shit.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:42,
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Ohh, quick before someone beats me to it -He only feels shit
on the tip of his knob lols.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:47,
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B3ta and Cricinfo are an excellent combined coping mechanismAlso will have the staffroom to myself at 3 so can watch the football. Incidentally am not shaving until England are out of the World Cup, so I'll look like you soon. Only much better looking
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how is not shaving going to dramatically change the shape and characteristics of your face?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:57,
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Fucking hell that took you a long timeQuite good though. I actually can't be bothered to engage you in this argument because I feel the chances of either of us backing down are slim
Edit: so in conclusion, I'm handsomer than you. Although you do work the chin-flange better than me
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I think online dating is a really good ideait's a shame people slate it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:33,
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My cousin and his wife (now with 2 babies) met onlineAnd they're happy now.
I've met a few more who've tried and didn't do very well. One of them is one of the sexiest guys I've ever met. Swedish, blonde, fit, a lot of fun! I don't know why he couldn't find a girl. He kept thinking he wasn't good enough. Hadn't I been taken, I would have shown him!
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Friday, half eight OK for you?(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:39,
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yeah sureDo you want to go through the pretence of dinner or do you want to skip straight to the raping in the bushes?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:44,
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Call me old fashioned -I think a lass should buy a chap dinner before raping him.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:46,
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Straight back to yours for coffee?(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:55,
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when does the raping start?I like my raping with a park setting, or at the very least a bus shelter.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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Preliminary shag in the restaurant loos?(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:00,
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She practically begged for a date. On the internets.(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:50,
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She might have been lyingOr laying, liying, liyeing Grrrr! Sometimes I hate this stupid language.
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it is pretty stupidyou must have such trouble understanding Gonz.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:54,
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Only one of my friends has used the internet to find friendsShe's the only one that understands me :_(
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But of course!That's another world. Still very funny though, and I like to retell the stories as if they were completely true.
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I'm not saying we should worry. At all.As mentioned to Applebite yesterday I'm quite looking forward to laying into him when he gets back
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Now THAT's nasty (see below)!Chompy is definitely not on my B3tans To Do List
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OMG I've just realised who you remind me ofRoger from American Dad.
God that's been bugging me for ages.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:33,
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Um...I don't know who that is
Should I just assume that the comparison is not flattering?
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yesyes you should.
EDIT: Youtube him later, you'll understand.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:39,
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Can I just ask, even though I probably shouldn'tare you comparing me to an Alien personality-wise... or looks-wise? Cos Al's got the latter sewn up
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You have to see him in actionit's not the looks, it's the mannerisms. How he speaks and acts is how I picture you speaking and acting.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:45,
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I think I know who you meanI'm less eloquent than that in real life. Slightly more hyperactive and not so composed. As a fucking cartoon alien
Glad you don't think I look like him though. I'm putting that in my "B3ta compliments file", as it's as close as I'm ever likely to come
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Oh, sorryI actually didn't mean to fish, am just feeling sorry for myself on account of the ill. *puts away rod*
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Christ, I must be illCan't believe I missed that
*scrutinizes post for possible innuendo*
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hahaha "post"(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:34,
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I took a massive shine to the fellow when I met him at the pub.I'm going to find it really odd when he's back on here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:21,
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No no, it really looked like they were going to go home together at one point."I've missed my last train, can I crash at yours?"
"Of course, it's only a bedsit mind, we'll have to top and tail..."
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pfft, everyone knows 'top and tail'is just a code for '69 followed by a good bumming.'
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what kind of sleepovers did you go to at school?!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:46,
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and apparantlythey appreciated being bummed
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:51,
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apparantly just usI should have been friends with more girls
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:57,
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I should have been friends with more boys!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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You missed out.While the girls at my school were having petty arguments and doing stupid dance routines at lunch time, I was having great fun playing football and army and getting a good rogering
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bloody Stepsand pretty much what Applebite says. Just more fun.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:04,
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I had no friends, boys or girls*sobs*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:22,
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Me eitherI went to an all-boys school and they were all cunts
Luckily I have grown up to be a very well-adjusted person
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He'll read it all when he gets backIt'll give him something to do besides raping.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:07,
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I bet he's going from tent to tent right now, looking for that rarest of creatures...someone weaker than him who can't stop the rapeyness
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He's not that good at defending himself anyway.He just tries to be super cool and pretend he doesn't care about any of it. But really he writes it all down in his pretty pink princess journal and cries himself to sleep every night.
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It's leather-boundto lock in the tears
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:12,
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If you could get pink leather you'd want it though(vague concern that Kitty is vegetarian surfaces)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:17,
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A COCK JOKE?! ON TEH INTERNETZ?!!I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. Apart from a gallon of spaff, obviously
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always thinking of cock aren't you?I was just saying that kitty is a meat eater
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:28,
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I was veggie for a whileit's Wiggy's fault I'm not now. His meals always looked and smelled so much more delicious than mine.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:34,
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It's got a padlock as well.So his mum can't snoop when she's cleaning his room.
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and/or wanking over your pole pictures(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:46,
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then stares at a girl on a bus.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:18,
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Oi leave Chompy alone, he's a lovely rapist.A creepy, girl scaring rapist.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:20,
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He licked his lips with lust at a girl once and her dress caught on fire and her eyes fell out.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:29,
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Can we not bring that up please?They're very bad memories for me. I've only just found a pair of glass eyes that fit.
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Also, you never know ApplebiteIn a recent job interview I was asked for examples of competitive environments and working under pressure and all that bollocks, I mentioned both Ballroom dancing and the night I DJ at, having done the former for 6 years and the latter for 10 and stuck at both til I was making a success of them seemed to work in my favour. The HR lady who called me said they bloody loved me. And I didn't even have to suck them off
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She probably thought you'd come in handy for handbag shopping.(
girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:10,
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That's not nasty!That may be the mildest "You're gay" comment I've ever been subjected to
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About time you showed up.B3ta's very own Capering Will Kemp, still peddling his "I'm the only non-gay in the ballroom" line.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:16,
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I'm nicking that for my sig once the World Cup's overHowdo Mr Vest. My girlfriend is very impressed with you
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She's easily impressed. Well, duh.Have fun here today - I'm hours behind on my work, so I'm off.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:22,
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I was going to say something that might make DF badI can't. Even when I know he'll know it's a joke.
I don't think I deserve being here. I'll go back to work.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)
You can say whatever you like about me GeorgeEveryone else does. At least with you I know you have a very sweet disposition and won't mean anything bad by it
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It's nasty that she thinks you might like going shoppingand for handbags!! ffs! What's the internet for?
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Ta, I try to improve every dayI think they're talking about you again down there.
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I think they're secretly in love with youThey keep calling you gay in the hope that you turn homosexual, so they'd finally have an opportunity to do you.
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Funnily enough that is exactly the conclusion I'd leapt toIt's like we're the same person, posting on two seperate accounts so I could pretend someone on here likes me, or something
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Hahaha!Somehow, for them, the first thought when they read your name, is bum. That doesn't say anything good about them, eh?
Well yes, Geoff, er... sorry... that's me, not you... I mean... nothing...
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I'm glad I suggested we're the same personCos it's only a matter of time before Vipros accuses me of flirting with you, and that's probably slightly more original
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But that would be incongruent of ViprosIf you're gay, how would you be flirting with me? Unless he knows about George. Have you told him?
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I don't think Vipros, or anyone else on B3ta, who let a little incongruity stand in the way of a two-pronged wind-upExcellent use of English vocab btw :-)
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too fucking right(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:20,
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we share the same opinions on many things(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:45,
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I seem to have had a number of good mateswho I suspect to be closet gays....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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I think you just described me as a good mateAre you hitting on me?
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I was just making conversationyou seem to leap to conclusions too swiftly and I'm afraid your feelings might get hurt.
I just can't love you back. I'm not that way inclined.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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once againmy mrs is going to be there. as we learnt yesterday from Al, she won't mind if she wakes to find me being ridden by a girl, but will mind if she wakes up to my arse being plundered by a man.
also, I don't love a bit of tent bumdering
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I no longer knowif I should meet either of you. The bumder potential is massive, and you might be happier in each other's company
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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my gf is lovely thoughso you should at least meet her
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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I'll step carefully aroundyour shaking tent, and meet her instead
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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my mate fraser will also be therehe's a good laugh, if you can excuse his really shit puns
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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hold on a secondwhy would I accuse you of flirting with her?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:08,
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You accused me of flirting with Amberl yesterdayit's not a huge assumptive leap. You are the Heat magazine of B3ta, after all
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that's because you accused me of it firstand you are clearly far more guilty!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:13,
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Ah, but the difference is, I was kiddingYou're just making malicious gossip to sell copies of your filthy publication
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alright, admittedly I am trying to shift copiesbut that doesn't make what I said any less accurate!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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you'd better have a good lawyermy dad has been working in criminal law for 40 odd years.
(yes, that's right, the old "my dad is better than your dad" angle)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:20,
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YEAHso retract your vile claims of flirtage or he'll sue you AND pity you. Fool
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Where can we buy themIt seems to me I'm always missing some gossiping.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)
He's probably making up something about you right nowbe warned, the contents of the magazine may not be flattering
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)
At least it'll keep my mind busy with funny sillynessRather than angry sillyness
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Bummer, bumroom dancing, bumming, bumder, bumlord(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:20,
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Lord Bum of Bumothshire, BumBum, Biggest bummer under the BumBum me a River, Angel of Bum, Baby Bum always in our Bumz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:25,
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Oh look ^^^Darth has positioned himself under a man pissing, proof if proof were still needed.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:27,
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That's actually really quite cleverI doff my cap to you, facing you at all times as I am slightly concerned by your apparent obsession with bums
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where is Crowwhen you need him
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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I was wondering where you'd got toAfternoon dear. How're you keeping?
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tiredand depressed about the fact that I haven't formulated a thesis question, when everyone else has done a ton of work
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:52,
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ArseI'm going to assume that nothing I suggest as a thesis question will be particularly helpful. Why so tired?
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I don't knowI've just been more and more tired over the past weeks. Which makes me paranoid
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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same as usualfour hours a night generally. Nothing has changed, I've even stopped going to the gym due to tiredness
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:04,
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smoke marijuana?that's what helps me get more than 4 hours a night
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:23,
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I don't need more sleep thoughsleep is not constructive. I just want to be less tired
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:26,
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it may not be constructivebut it is good for you, and is a good way of combating tiredness
if you sleep more you might have less time to do stuff, but you'll be more efficient and happier while you are awake.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:28,
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exceptI've been an insomniac since I was six, so I'm used to small amounts of sleep. If I get more by using pills or whatever I am much more tired. I'm just puzzled as to why I'm suddenly massively fatigued.
Plus I'm always happy. Haven't you noticed my cheer?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:30,
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it's shit isn't it?mine mainly manifests in not being able to get to sleep. once I'm there it's fine, which means that booze and pot works wonders for me.
I'm not sure. maybe your cheerfulness doesn't come across all that well. plus I'm annoyingly happy and positive, so it probably gets lost.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:32,
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I find it difficult to get to sleepand if I do sleep it's very restless- sleepwalking occasionally, sleeptalking quite a lot.
When I was younger I tried alcohol but it didn't seem like a smart solution to have a couple of doubles everynight before bedtime
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:35,
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that's why I don't use booze to solve the problemfortunately a spliff or two sorts it and leaves me feeling reasonably alert in the morning.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:38,
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I'm just doomedto being nocturnal.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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You'll sleep well at SonisphereVipros will see to that. Sorry mate, am not trying to make you sound like a witch doctor
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I am a witch doctorI am particularly skilled at getting people to drink and smoke more than is good for them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:44,
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the drinking bit is my skilland I'm sure I will sleep well at Sonisphere.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:48,
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So between us our special skills are drinking, smoking and dancingWe're like a much less effective version of the Fantastic Four.
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do we get costumes?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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definitelyI refuse to let it be spandex though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I agreespandex would not be my friend
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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how would youfeel about a cape?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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I almost insisted on one(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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excellenta cape it is and perhaps a matching belt. That way it is a uniform and yet easily putonable.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:10,
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*is unable to detect sarcasm*it's true though. I'm shit at sleeping.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:27,
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Weirdy, beardy, guitar-playing queerdy bastard.EDIT better?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:29,
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I'm saving the sixth one in case I need it later.Is that allowed?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:34,
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I don't know, let me check the rulesOh that's right, I don't care. Let's say... yes! Because I'm not prepared to challenge The Boyce on the subject of grammar two days running
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I'm saying this in my head in Gene Hunt's voice.This makes me happy.
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that made me actually laugh(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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