I think you just described me as a good mate
Are you hitting on me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was just making conversation
you seem to leap to conclusions too swiftly and I'm afraid your feelings might get hurt.

I just can't love you back. I'm not that way inclined.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Yeah, we'll see
I bet you love a bit of tent bumdering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

once again
my mrs is going to be there. as we learnt yesterday from Al, she won't mind if she wakes to find me being ridden by a girl, but will mind if she wakes up to my arse being plundered by a man.

also, I don't love a bit of tent bumdering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I no longer know
if I should meet either of you. The bumder potential is massive, and you might be happier in each other's company
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

my gf is lovely though
so you should at least meet her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'll step carefully around
your shaking tent, and meet her instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

my mate fraser will also be there
he's a good laugh, if you can excuse his really shit puns
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)