like it's MY fault
piss off, wanker
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

English swearing won't save you now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:42, Reply)

how bout some good old fashioned southern style swearing?
now you listen here you sumbitch, I don't give a good god damn what you think, yer two shits away from a hole in the ground, ya hear?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:56, Reply)

That was awesome
I've always loved the phrase "good god damn". Obviously being English I make it sound fucking ridiculous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I hardly ever say god damn
I did last night though, at 2 fucking am my cocking roommates thought it was a good idea to let their two dogs out to go running around the fucking house which woke up my dog which started barking and whining to go see the other stupid dogs which woke me up, although technically I was right on the edge of sleep but still, the sleep was lost and I was awake until half four this morning and had to get up at fucking 7, so when my dog wouldn't shut up I was all GOD DAMNIT and taking her out and slamming doors to let them know I was PISSED. Pricks.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:08, Reply)

You seem to be living in a kennels
Three dogs is a too many, unless you live on a ranch.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:12, Reply)

It wasn't my choice. It's not my house.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Why are you living in somebody else's house?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Well Mister A. Hitler, I'm renting a room in it. As are the others.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:31, Reply)

So, it's like a concentration camp
only you pay for it?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Not quite, seeing as I'm not really forced into manual labor. Or gas showers.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:39, Reply)