I'm starting a campaign to have the word Sisyphean replaced with Mahutian
Who's with me?

If you're not into Tennis, tell us how you'd most like to die. Note: "Sex orgy fuelled heart attack" is insufficiently creative to pass muster. We'll need to know who else is present.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:07, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think everybody is at home
I should be at home, but as the day had to be shit all the way through, I'm still in the office.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:11, Reply)

I don't even feel like having a bbq anymore
By the time we finish shopping and preparing it it's going to be too late.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Well it was most irresponsible of them to leave us alone together
who knows what could happen?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Oh, dear
Now that you're talking sweet, I have to go. Isn't it an awful day?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Bah. All that effort...
Hehe, you have a lovely evening hon. I'm just jealous that I'm stuck here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Thank you.
I think I'll go for something quick to eat and beer before I talk with my mother.

Talk to you tomorrow.

X
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Quietly
without any fuss, but with a knowing smile on my face.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:18, Reply)

DG! I'm going to change the subject completely now
What's your theory on how the fuck they get out of this one? You know what I'm talking about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:19, Reply)

I have no sodding idea
But I just hope it's not a RTD deux-et-machina reset button over in five minutes kind of ending.

I might not even see it on Saturday either. Something to do with BGB and Beeker's birthdays, the bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I think they must have been tempted just to say "sod it, bring back the Time Lords, bring back bloody everything" a few times now
I'm most curious to see who's behind all this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Me too
I hope they don´t do something stupid, like it was all Amy´s dreams or something like that. I want to know how they are going to keep her alive.

Do you think BGB will be ok for us to watch it at hers?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:28, Reply)

However I go, I don't want to know a thing about it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Same here
Can't bear the idea of knowing it's in the post. Not even a few seconds beforehand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Exactly.
I thought us knowing my grandad was on his way out would make it easier, but it's shit. And he's bored.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Alright Gary?
I must apologise for not being around much lately, only work have introduced this policy whereby cocking around on b3ta is frowned upon.

The miserable cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Guv!
I'm not well today. I got soup and cobs on my way home from work though :)
How's ting?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Sweating like Gary Glitter with Michael Jackson's address book at the moment.
And looking forward to bash weekend. Hope you're feeling better soon, bro.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Hahahah love the expression
Just organising a man's night with my dad. He's a bit down in the dumps so we're going to watch Withnail & I followed by the Life of Brian and have egg fried rice and beer on Saturday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Sounds positively tip top.
On top of the potential of missing Doctor Who on Saturday, I may also miss England being beaten on penalties again on Sunday on account of probably driving back from Todmorden.

Fucking friends; I dunno why I bother with 'em, always ruining my fun they are.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I'm always missing Doctor Who, but the BBC iplayer is great.
I catch up when I get to work on Monday morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Oh there are loads more expressions where that came from.
Sweating like a fat lass on a bouncy castle is another favourite.

Sweating like Josef Fritzl in a cellar.

Sweating like a paedo in a creche.

And so on. You get the picture.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I like 'fat lass in a chippy'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Duly noted and added to list :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I'd like a day's warning
so I could clear up my things etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

That would be a really horrific day though
Unless your family clubbed together and bought you Eva Green
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Yeah if I'm gonna die young I'll want someone to clear my cupboards and drawers before my parents see anything

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Oooh that's a good point

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, Reply)

I'm so shady.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, Reply)

My parents don't even know I've got a tattoo
The look on their faces if they had to identify the body would be appalling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I can go red thinking about them clearing out my flat...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Yeah that doesn't bear thinking about
Given that my Mum disapproves of my piercings, I don't know what she'd think of my extensive collection of hardcore Peruvian goat porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Me neither

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Quality response ;-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)

these are the reasons
I'd like a days warning to get rid of stuff, write a few notes etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:47, Reply)

OK I see your point
I'd still quite like Eva Green though please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I don't want to talk about either of those things.
ho hum.
Party in the USA.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Shurrup and think about your demise!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I'd like to die peacefully after a wonderful massage, with loads of hot stone therapy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Oh yeah, that reminds me, I'm not talking to you for preposterously unfair xenophobic reasons
If it weren't for that Donovan twat we'd be looking at an easy path to the semi-final instead of fucking Germany and Argentina
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I don't know what you're talking about!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Football
Sorry, you're the only American person I can vent at
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:31, Reply)

like it's MY fault
piss off, wanker
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)

English swearing won't save you now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:42, Reply)

how bout some good old fashioned southern style swearing?
now you listen here you sumbitch, I don't give a good god damn what you think, yer two shits away from a hole in the ground, ya hear?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:56, Reply)

That was awesome
I've always loved the phrase "good god damn". Obviously being English I make it sound fucking ridiculous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I hardly ever say god damn
I did last night though, at 2 fucking am my cocking roommates thought it was a good idea to let their two dogs out to go running around the fucking house which woke up my dog which started barking and whining to go see the other stupid dogs which woke me up, although technically I was right on the edge of sleep but still, the sleep was lost and I was awake until half four this morning and had to get up at fucking 7, so when my dog wouldn't shut up I was all GOD DAMNIT and taking her out and slamming doors to let them know I was PISSED. Pricks.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:08, Reply)

You seem to be living in a kennels
Three dogs is a too many, unless you live on a ranch.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:12, Reply)

It wasn't my choice. It's not my house.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Why are you living in somebody else's house?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Well Mister A. Hitler, I'm renting a room in it. As are the others.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:31, Reply)

So, it's like a concentration camp
only you pay for it?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Not quite, seeing as I'm not really forced into manual labor. Or gas showers.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Whoa, Football on OT
Brave man, but damn I wanted to be in an American pub when Donovan scored that.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I think I would like to go like the Young Ones: in a bus over a cliff
It would be full of the people who have pissed me off during my bitter life.

In all honesty, only one other B3tan would be present.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Well you have to tell us who it is now
don't beat about ze bush
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Hmmmm. No.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Really, really spectacularly
While attempting the first speedflying descent of Mount Everest in a thunderstorm has a nice ring to it.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I want to be murdered at the age of 76.
Shot in bed by a jealous husband.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:18, Reply)