It's a little too heavy on the old samplers and synthesisers for my tastes
but each to their own, I guess
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that's kind of what we were going for
because the stuff we do with the band is so basic and raw, we chucked loads of effects and synth etc. on this stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Ah, fair enough
I just found the church bells on the second part a little too cliched (I can't do accents on my phone), and I've hated synth from birth

I'd probably like your bands normal stuff more, and will check it out when I get home
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

that's understandable
the whole thing is very much tongue-in-cheek. we get really stoned and record whatever comes to mind and then go "you know what this needs? Thunder!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I cannot possibly condone this kind of irresponsible behaviour
However, today I am wearing shin-length shorts with so many zips and pockets that it takes me forever to find my keys.

Dress-down Fridays, thou art mine enemy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

it's outrageous I know
the new recordings from my band are on our myspace site. I'll be interested to see what you think.

I tend to always keep keys etc. in the same pocket, and if I happen to put them in a different pocket they are as good as lost. even if I only have 4 pockets on me at the time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

There should be a B3ta hall of fame for this thread
It's probably the least interesting conversation I've ever had, and by my standards, that's really saying something
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I've definitely had less interesting ones
you'd be appalled by how dull some people are
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I already am, V
It's the only thing that keeps me going
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

at least you've got something

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

You're not wrong there.
That's what comes of me thinking 'Gawd, OT, is slow today. I'll post a link to Vipross's music the first thing that comes to mind and see what kicks off.'
Mind you, it's good stuff. Good enough for me.
Is this a reborn Bert, or are you just more fun when you think no-one else is reading?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)